That’s true, but in that case maybe they should have chosen a different breed.

You can here, but I couldn’t find them.

From the way it was being spoken about, I expected it to be bigger.

Ok, how the hell do you use a dead body for meditation??

The Shaw-wank Redemption?

Edit: Or Sore-shaft Redemption.

Hang on, she’s never going to be able to sell out a big stadium tour, so she’s effectively raising money for a tour that won’t make money….

Am I missing something?

Or is this just purely advertising for Kate Nash’s arse photos as that’s her new and only way of making any money?

The cracks are starting to show.

Euuuww, I’m not eating that, it’s got coriander on it.

Jokes on you. I’m in the Milky Way galaxy instead.

Related:

Storm Huntley, former weather girl.

Colette Fairbanks was sacked from her job at the drug and alcohol rehabilitation charity Change Grow Live after sharing “offensive” posts about immigrants on social media, a tribunal hearing was told.

Not just pro-Brexit then, also a massive cunt.

Oh yeah! To be honest I think I’d completely forgotten most of the details!

Slow news day at CNN.

So at London tourism prices that more than covered it.

I'm convinved a lot of the negativity comes from more urban folk

Possibly, and not helped by a skewed view of farming shows where they’re raking in millions, Clarksons Farm, that female shepherdess and her family, etc.

Maybe urbanites need a year of living and working on a proper farm instead of the proposed new national service.

Ok, this might be controversial, but….

Farms that have been in a family for generations, and the current owner plans to continue farming should not have inheritance tax levied on them. If a farm is sold, then additional tax can be paid at that point.

Million/billionaires buying farms for the purpose of avoiding inheritance tax (Clarkson) or obtaining millions of pounds in subsidies (Dyson) should be paying double.

The people producing food are already getting screwed over on prices, and the suicide rate among farmers is scarily high. We should be helping these people, not victimising them for protesting or crippling subsequent generations when they start.

But no, they shouldn’t be blocking public rights of way or trying to intimidate people. But that’s not just farmers, that’s money-hoarding land-hoarding bastards too like those on Dartmoor.

Someone with twice your salary might have another million and one things to try and remember, rather than the thing they only need to do once or twice a year.

To whom? Cambridge students?

I thought water wasn’t wet, just the stuff it touches.

You mean the 1780s, right?

Is there a safe word?