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What are some illegal things that should be legal?
  • Poverty, being unhoused.

    Felons should have the right to vote.

    Seeking gender affirming care.

  • TfL to fine firms whose electric bikes block pavements
  • I've never seen them put up in a way that does not block sidewalks. It has been a decade or so at this point. I often do long runs quite early and for years I have had to move these to unblock sidewalks. It is only about the scooters as property.

  • TfL to fine firms whose electric bikes block pavements
  • Lime scooters are always blocking sidewalks around where I work as well as where I live. They do not care about the needs of those using sidewalks. They care only about each scooter being accounted for.

  • Thanksgiving Dinner
  • Agreed, for the most part. I'm never going to be impartial and seek understanding with a racist Nazi. They will have to understand my fist.

  • The women voters Democrats lost — and gained — offer clues for the next era of American elections
  • FFS the democrats just need to move left instead of right. This isn't hard.

  • Mayor Eric Johnson ‘Stands by President Trump,’ Supports Deportations on Fox News
  • The public displays of ring kissing pre-swear-in are beyond anything I've seen in my lifetime. This guy should be thrown in prison and left there but he is obviously trying to sycophant his way out.

  • Bluesky breaching rules around disclosure of information, says EU
  • They are already enshittifying with a premium monetization plan.

  • hmmm
  • The shop job is not strong on this one.

  • Google to sell Chrome AND be banned from re-entering the browser market for five years, recommends US Department of Justice
  • Just five huh. OK. It will likely take more than five years to just unfuck the browser market.

  • I'm stroking it right now
  • I stroke it to the west …

  • Matt Gaetz says he doesn't plan to rejoin Congress after withdrawing as Trump's pick for attorney general
  • Gaetz's absolute stupidity cleaned it out, that and being a pedophile. What a piece of shit.

  • I'm stroking it right now
  • I stroke it to the east …

  • Football the Torts

    Her mom, a feral one who has avoided our capture, dropped Football on our porch one day and I invited her in. That was about 4 years ago.

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    It's a cruel system
  • The people with the worst virtual meeting presences are the VPs and above. They expect us to shovel their shit. Like, buy a fucking mic and a light, pay for more than DSL broadband, and shut the fucking door so I can stop hearing whatever your teenage asshole kid is doing.

    EDIT: FWIW managers at most levels aren't much better, they live by the example set by the superiors they so idolize.

  • hmmm
  • Extreme inner city house attic stairs vibes. Anything goes with attic stairs!

  • White House urging Democrats to reject progressive push to block arms transfers to Israel
  • He's following decades of US State Department foreign policy. At this point nothing short of Israel attacking the US will change the stance.

  • Trump is just choosing cabinet members for his next TV show (The Apprentice - White House Edition)
  • And Idiocracy deems that most of us would watch it apparently..

  • Found a discount five pack of Eintracht's Europa trikot!

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    Eintracht back away as Wolfsburg Intent to Sign Koulierakis.

    Eintracht is backing out of negotiations now that Wolfsburg has made a better offer to PAOK for left centerback Koulierakis. Eintracht has cast a wider net in the past few days for a left center back, so all is not lost. Really puts the team in a pickle regardless. That is the longest non-signing I've seen in some time.

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    www.forbes.com Mario Götze Believes Frankfurt’s US Tour Will Help Grow The Bundesliga

    Eintracht Frankfurt hopes that this summer's North America tour will lead to bigger exposure in key markets like the United States.

    Mario Götze Believes Frankfurt’s US Tour Will Help Grow The Bundesliga

    The tour was successful for Eintracht as they played two friendlies in two countries abroad. Louisville was an interesting choice for the club, being that the Kentucky club is in the second division of US soccer. Nonetheless the facilities were great and the fans showed up. It doesn't hurt to have a World Cup game winning goal player on your team. There was definitely draw specifically for him, but the club's draw was still larger.

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    Away Trikot Unveiled

    Now all three of the 24/25 Bundesliga trikots are unveiled for the Eintracht. This away kit attempts to rock the boat the least. It is a black kit with a red Eintracht crest, with two red tusks flanking the neck. As with the others, the kit features the small localization flourishes, "Hier regiert de SGE" and "Im Herzen von Europa". The kit is already being criticized as looking like last year's training kit, but for €90. The U21, Frauen, and Männer will play in these kits.

    The last kit to be revealed is the European kit, this will be the last kit featuring with a Nike emblem as the team moves to Adidas in the 25/26 season.

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    Another Day, Another Left Center-back Rumor - Bernardo at Bochum

    www.bild.de Eintracht Frankfurt: Plötzlich gibt es neue Abwehr-Kandidaten!

    Wende in der Nachfolge von Willian Pacho (Paris St. Germain)? BILD kennt die weiteren Eintracht-Kandidaten.

    Eintracht Frankfurt: Plötzlich gibt es neue Abwehr-Kandidaten!

    Along with Felix Uduokai, Eintracht is looking at a wider list of candidates to fill Pacho's spot, at least in the short term. Left center-back Bernardo from Bochum is on the list. The left-footed 29 year old has a Transfermarkt price of €5.5M.

    Also on Krösche's list for consideration: Armel-Bella Kotchap at Southampton. The right-footed 22 year old center-back has a €12M price at Transfermarkt.

    From Bild: Suddenly new defense candidates at Eintracht:

    After the departure of W.P. to PSG, Eintracht need a new IV. Desired candidate K. Koulierakis from PAOK.

    Shortening: Because of CL-qualification and the "difficult president" of PAOK, they are looking elsewhere, as Toppi demands early reinforcement. Should PAOK pass against Malmö, the play-offs on 20 & 27.08. are only.

    No quick solution in sight at the moment.

    As Bild learned and also shortened: Bernardo from Bochum (29 / contract 2026) and Armel-Bella Kotchap FCS (22/2026) is Eintracht's turn. ABK also traded VFB and TSG.

    Plus Eintracht has inquired about Felix Uduokhai.

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    Koulierakis Agreement Stagnating - Eintracht sets eyes on Augsburg CB Uduokai

    sport.sky.de Eintracht Frankfurt beschäftigt sich mit Augsburgs Felix Uduokhai

    Eintracht Frankfurt beschäftigt sich jetzt mit einem Wechsel von Felix Uduokhai.

    PAOK and Eintracht have not reached an agreement on Koulierakis. Eintracht is looking at other options. Augsburg left center-back Felix Uduokai is getting some consideration. Per Transfermarkt: a left foot with one year left on his contract, he'd reportedly cost Eintracht €5-6 million dollars. Uduokai has expressed a desire to leave Augsburg. Per Transfermarkt: Hoffenheim, Lille, and Besiktas are said to also be interested in Uduokai.

    Per Transfermarkt: PAOK seems to want Koulierakis around for the Champions League qualifiers, and has requested a price of around €15M for Koulierakis.

    ARTICLE TRANSLATION: Eintracht Frankfurt are now looking into a move for Felix Uduokhai.

    The 26-year-old left-footed central defender from FC Augsburg wants to move in August and only has one year left on his contract. FCA has been informed of this and will release him if a suitable offer is made.

    No agreement yet on Koulierakis.

    There is still no contact between Eintracht Frankfurt and Augsburg, but talks are ongoing between the SGE and the player's side.

    Uduokhai is interesting for Eintracht because he is experienced and knows the Bundesliga. He is also in top shape and ready for action. In addition, there is still no agreement with PAOK Thessaloniki regarding the transfer of Konstantinos Koulierakis.

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    Pacho Reportedly Going to PSG

    Eintracht and PSG are shaking hands once again on a transfer deal. Willian Pacho, who played for Eintracht for one whole season, moves to Paris for €40 million plus bonuses. Eintracht signed Pacho in the summer of 2023 from Royal Antwerp FC for 9 million. Good bit of business clearing €31 million. Koulierakis at PAOK is widely seen as the replacement for Pacho, but while the club and Koulierakis are in agreement, the deal has not been finished. Stuttgart is attempting to sign him before Eintracht, supposedly.

    Max also leaves the Eintracht and is moving to Greece to play for Panathinaikos in Athens for €1 million.

    English Translation https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kompakt-pacho-deal-vor-abschluss-nachfolger-in-den-startloechern/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    New Third Trikot - Retroclassic

    klub.eintracht.de Das neue Ausweichtrikot der Eintracht

    Eintracht Frankfurt stellt das neue Nike-Ausweichtrikot für die Saison 2024/25 vor.

    Das neue Ausweichtrikot der Eintracht

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    Say what you will about Nike, I've loathed them for most of their time spent with Eintracht. Their templates are look like they are made of scraps. The flocking is so thin, it oxidizes and falls off rather quickly. They are the definition of fast-fashion planned obsolescence. The home kit this year is no exception and it was met widely with negative criticism, the Marlboro kit. Sure it might be another remix of a retro kit, but it looks like design by committee. The new third trikot is a remix on the orange 81/82 - 82/83 kits. TBH, I think it would be nicer without the darker orange stripes and retain the black piping for the shoulders, but all-in-all, I like it. !

    Reference: https://www.frankfurt-trikots.de/1980er/saison-8182

    The Droogs are gonna enjoy this!

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    It is a safe, classic look, kind of like the black bundesliga kit from last year. What are your thoughts?

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    Eintracht's North American Training Camp

    www.hessenschau.de Das plant Eintracht Frankfurt im USA-Trainingslager

    Fünf Flüge, zwei Spiele und eine "irre Relevanz": Für Eintracht Frankfurt steht ab diesem Montag für fast zwei Wochen das Trainingslager in den USA auf dem Programm.

    Das plant Eintracht Frankfurt im USA-Trainingslager

    The team will travel to Louisville, a 12 hour travel time, and practice before heading on another plane to Juarez to play a friendly there against the Bravos. Notable in the article that Eintracht is being paid a "nice 6 figure sum" for the friendly in Juarez. I wonder if we'll see Marco Fabián on this trip.

    Then the team comes back to Louisville for more practice and a friendly against LouCity. I'll be in attendance!

    Then the team travels to New York City for some more practice and press/marketing interviews before heading back to Frankfurt.

    Original Deutsch Article: https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/das-plant-eintracht-frankfurt-im-usa-trainingslager-v1,eintracht-trainingslager-planung-100.html

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    SGE Wins Friendly against TSV Heusenstamm

    www.hessenschau.de Aktuelle News von Eintracht Frankfurt im Ticker

    Hier gibt es aktuelle Nachrichten über Eintracht Frankfurt von der Sportredaktion des Hessischen Rundfunks.

    Aktuelle News von Eintracht Frankfurt im Ticker

    Eintracht beat TSV Heusenstamm 12-0 today in a friendly match warming up before the team leaves for Juarez. The team plays against the FC Juarez Bravos on Friday 7/26.

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    Kristensen Signed, One Year Loan with Purchase Option

    www-hessenschau-de.translate.goog Eintracht Frankfurt holt dänischen EM-Fahrer Kristensen

    Eintracht Frankfurt reagiert auf die Schwächen auf dem rechten Flügel und verpflichtet mit Rasmus Kristensen einen gelernten Rechtsverteidiger. Der Däne kommt auf Leihbasis, die Hessen sichern sich aber eine Kaufoption.

    Eintracht Frankfurt holt dänischen EM-Fahrer Kristensen

    Done deal. Eintracht brings on right back Dane Rasmus Kristensen on a one year loan from Leeds United. The 27 year old comes with experience at Ajax, RB Salzburg, Leeds United, and AS Roma. The purchase option is reportedly set at around €18 million.

    Original Deutsch Link https://www.hessenschau.de/sport/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt/eintracht-frankfurt-holt-daenischen-em-fahrer-kristensen-v1,eintracht-holt-kristensen-100.html

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    FCN: Nnamdi Collins is also expected to join

    www-liga--zwei-de.translate.goog 1. FC Nürnberg: Nnamdi Collins soll kommen

    Der 1. FC Nürnberg will offenbar mit Nnamdi Collins von Eintracht Frankfurt noch eine weitere Verstärkung für die Defensive an Land ziehen.

    1. FC Nürnberg: Nnamdi Collins soll kommen

    Nnamdi Collins looks to be headed to Nürnberg on a one year loan with no purchase option. Considering the needs of a back four, not so sure this is a good idea especially as defenders can be prone to injury. Last year, Collins showed well with his late season appearances and looked to be making a push for a regular spot on the roster. A one year loan could get him more minutes and experience though. Interesting development.

    Original Deutsch Link: https://www.liga-zwei.de/1-fc-nuernberg-auch-nnamdi-collins-soll-kommen/

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    Eintracht close to agreement with Danish defender?

    With Eintracht and Toppmüller wanting a system switch to a back four, there is a need for additional players. Currently, Tuta, Pacho, Koch, Collins, and Amenda are available for the needs in a back four arrangement.

    Rumor is that Eintracht is on the case for Danish right back Rasmus Kristensen from Leeds United. He's recently played at AS Roma as well. Leeds is asking for around €15 million, so Eintracht may consider a loan due to the hefty fee.

    Looking at the pulse of fans from Leeds and Roma, and how he played at both, it seems like this would not be a solid starting move, but a depth move. His performances lack quality, despite eating minutes.

    English Translation Link: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kurz-vor-einigung-mit-daenemark-verteidiger/?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    Matanović Confident, Looking to Impress, Wears 9

    Igor Matanović is back from his loan in Karlsruhe, and ready to make his mark at the club. He says he rather likes to be alone at the front, but works well with another striker too. Eintracht is said to be flush with striker options this year with Matanović, Marmoush, and Ekitike. I'd personally like to see Marmoush move back into a 10 position and have both Matanović and Ekitike play a dual striker formation. There is still plenty of time before the start of the season. Training and the friendlies in North America will give us some clues.

    English translation of the article: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/igor-matanovic-ich-freue-mich-extrem-wieder-zurueck-zu-sein/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

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    Eintracht IPO Possible

    www.hessenschau.de Aktuelle News von Eintracht Frankfurt im Ticker

    Hier gibt es aktuelle Nachrichten über Eintracht Frankfurt von der Sportredaktion des Hessischen Rundfunks.

    Aktuelle News von Eintracht Frankfurt im Ticker

    Translation into English:

    _________________________________ IPO could make equity increase possible

    According to information from Bild on Sunday, Eintracht is toying with the idea of going public. Interested parties are to be offered a package of shares, which, however, does not include voting rights at the Annual General Meeting. With the sale, Eintracht wants to increase its equity (currently 60 million euros) by 50 million euros. CEO Axel Hellmann is said to have recently instructed the Supervisory Board to examine the move. At a press conference on Friday, Hellmann indicated: "We are interested in sustainably securing capital procurement. Our own equity base and securing liquidity in order to remain capable of acting beyond one season." According to the members' resolution, the registered association may not hold less than 60 percent of the shares and a potential investor may not acquire more than 24.9 percent in order to prevent a blocking minority. _________________________________

    Hellmann continues to agitate the fanbase, at least from my perspective. This would make me far far less interested in the club, if it were to happen. You'd have a hydra of interests controlling how the club behaves and we have that problem enough already.

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    Axel Hellmann wants to turn Waldstadion “into a castle” again

    www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog Axel Hellmann will das Stadion wieder „zu einer Burg machen“

    Axel Hellmann hat in der Sommerpause alles kritisch hinterfragt und forderte Selbstreflexion. (Foto: IMAGO / Jan Huebner) Der Vorstandssprecher der Eintracht Frankfurt Fußball AG, Axel Hellmann, hat sich im Zuge des Trainingsauftakt der Presse gestellt und einige Thematiken angesprochen...

    Axel Hellmann will das Stadion wieder „zu einer Burg machen“

    Hellmann gave a press conference interview where he talked about the analysis of last season. The analysis covered different aspects, including self criticisms from the staff. He believes Eintracht has a really strong team with a strong coaching staff, but thinks they have to make fans believe again.

    He said something that he may come to regret in his exact choice of words:

    >This club has its own peculiarities and that does not depend on where we are in the league table. Please do not take this in pyrotechnic terms: We have to turn this stadium into a castle in which we can ignite people.

    While his statement is very true, we might see some ultra light shows at his request this season. 😆 🔥 🧨 🔥

    Original story: https://www.sge4ever.de/axel-hellmann-will-das-stadion-wieder-zu-einer-burg-machen/

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    Hasebe Strengthens U21 Coaching Team

    nachwuchs.eintracht.de Hasebe verstärkt U21-Trainerteam

    Im Anschluss an seine aktive Laufbahn übernimmt der 40-Jährige erstmals ein Traineramt und komplettiert das neue U21-Trainerteam.

    Hasebe verstärkt U21-Trainerteam

    It has been known for some time, but now it is official: After 304 competitive matches and 24,606 minutes of competitive play for Eintracht Frankfurt, Makoto Hasebe is moving. Not the club, but from defense to the sidelines: The Asian with the most Bundesliga games of all time (384) will stay with the Eagles and will be Dennis Schmitt's assistant coach in the new U21 coaching team for the 2024/25 season alongside Arber Mustafa and Dennis Merten (focus on analysis). This will be the first time that the 2018 DFB Cup winner and 2022 UEFA Europa League winner has taken on a coaching position, but Hasebe is not breaking new ground. The 114-time Japanese international took his first steps in coaching during his active career. At the end of 2021, he successfully took part in the DFB 'Players Pathway' project, as part of which he coached the then U15 team at Riederwald, among others. The 40-year-old now holds the B+ license. Hasebe, who was named Asia's international footballer of the year in 2018, will start his duties on September 1st and will bring his experience from almost 700 competitive matches as a professional to Eintracht's oldest training team.

    Alexander Richter, head of the youth performance center: "We are very, very proud to have won Makoto as a coach for our youth performance center. He has shown great interest in starting his coaching career with Eintracht Frankfurt's youth team. We are very happy to accompany him on this path and will try to develop him further in this new role. In the first few meetings, Makoto was very friendly and open and we are sure that our boys can benefit as much as possible from his extensive experience."

    Makoto Hasebe: "I am of course looking forward to the new challenge and am very grateful to Eintracht for giving me this opportunity. I am also incredibly happy to be able to continue working at this club. I was a professional footballer for 23 years and have gained a lot of experience during that time, but the job of a coach is completely different. First of all, I need to gain as much experience as possible in my new position and develop myself step by step."

    Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fnachwuchs.eintracht.de%2Fnews%2Fhasebe-verstaerkt-u21-trainerteam-159730

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    The new target player? Eintracht's hope for a breakthrough

    www.fr.de Der neue Zielspieler? Eintrachts Hoffnung auf den Durchbruch

    Igor Matanovic kehrt nach einem starken Leih-Jahr zur Eintracht Frankfurt zurück. Der junge Stürmer könnte Toppmöllers lang ersehnten ‚Zielspieler‘ verkörpern.

    Der neue Zielspieler? Eintrachts Hoffnung auf den Durchbruch

    Krösche and Toppmüller continue to speak very directly about Igor Matanović and his development as a target man striker. Could he be a missing piece of the Eintracht formation that unlocks scoring potential of the club?

    Translated into English: https://www-fr-de.translate.goog/eintracht-frankfurt/durchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html?_x_tr_sl=de&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

    Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fr.de%2Feintracht-frankfurt%2Fdurchbruch-der-neue-zielspieler-eintrachts-hoffnung-auf-den-zr-93180111.html

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    Eintracht Expecting EPL Transfer Attack in August

    Buried under Bahoya's kid bro attaching himself to the SGE, and Trapp's thoughts on the first day of training, there is a blurb about transfer poaching. Krösche expects Willian Pacho and Omar Marmoush to get offers from the EPL in August once the transfer window starts to shake out. For context, Transfermarkt currently has Pacho's value set at €35m and Marmoush's set at €22m. The fees established by Krösche seem to indicate that he's declared them as off the market.

    Link Translated to English: https://www-sge4ever-de.translate.goog/sge-kompakt-bahoya-bruder-vor-eintracht-wechsel/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

    Archived Link: https://web.archive.org/save/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sge4ever.de%2Fsge-kompakt-bahoya-bruder-vor-eintracht-wechsel%2F

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