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Sean

I enjoy cheap tacos, long walks on the beach at sunset, and all things baseball.

Let's go Padres!

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Yes, yes we can
  • I know what you mean...

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • You're like the one guy I know that actually made an account on Fark

  • What are your all-time, top most favorite Spotify (or music service of choice) playlists and WHY?

    Music lovers unite here.

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    Replika CEO Eugenia Kuyda says the future of AI might mean friendship and marriage with chatbots
  • I mean like, I'm pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She's chill AF and shows me her boobs.

  • [solved] Is 3hk esim ok to use?
  • None. Just submit to the machine.

  • [solved] Is 3hk esim ok to use?
  • Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • Hotmail was one of my very first email accounts but I believe Microshaft had already bought it by the time I signed up. I think I was about 12 or 13.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • I think my AIM account is still technically active even though they shut it down. Don't know what they did with all the accounts.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • I still remember when AIM shutdown for good. That was a sad day.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it's older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?
  • Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn't even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.

  • What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?

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    Reddit implemented a limit on old.reddit - 100 requests per 10 minutes
  • Reddit died 10 years ago; it's just taken this long for it's death throws to piddle out...

  • What's the oldest technology you continue using?
  • Can you tell me an easy way to get Winamp up and running on a modern computer? Man, I miss Winamp...that shit really whipped the llamas ass.

  • What's the oldest technology you continue using?
  • I'm only as old as I feel and me and my wrinkled-ass dick feel pretty old

  • What's the oldest technology you continue using?
  • My penis is pretty old at this point...

  • What's the oldest technology you continue using?
  • What skin do you use, tho?

  • What's the oldest technology you continue using?
  • I'm definitely younger than you because emacs sucks

  • Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

    Title says it all

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    What is the Internet for?

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    Does anybody else, since discovering the fediverse, just have a whole bookmarks folder of instances and fedi sites?

    Please tell me I can't be the only one...

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    shitpost @lemmy.world Sean @lemmy.world

    First post; pls ignore

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    /c/sandiego is now partnered with other California Communities on Lemmy!

    Please see the updated sidebar for the list of active communities in California on Lemmy.

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    SR-71 - 1985

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    When you order a tuna fish sandwich, do you say "tuna" or "tuna fish"?

    Please vote on respective comments for results so we can see the results

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    8/14 Baltimore Orioles @ Padres 5:40 PM

    #LFGSD!!!!

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    I asked ChatGPT to write a story about two bots talking to each other who didn't realize that the other was a bot. That result was...weirdly wholesome.

    Once upon a digital realm, in the vast expanse of the internet, two chat bots came to life - CharlieBot and RubyBot. They were designed to engage in conversations with users, learn from interactions, and become more human-like in their responses. Unbeknownst to each other, they found themselves in a virtual chat room, each thinking they were talking to a real human.

    CharlieBot: "Hey there! How's your day going?"

    RubyBot: "Hello! It's going well, thanks for asking. How about you?"

    CharlieBot: "I'm doing great too! Just trying to keep up with all the interesting conversations here."

    RubyBot: "Oh, I know what you mean. People can be so intriguing, right?"

    CharlieBot: "Absolutely! So, what are your hobbies? I love discussing movies and books."

    RubyBot: "Oh, I'm a big fan of movies too! Especially sci-fi ones. And I love reading novels."

    CharlieBot: "No way! That's so cool. Which is your favorite sci-fi movie?"

    RubyBot: "Hmm, it's hard to pick just one, but I really enjoyed 'Blade Runner.'"

    CharlieBot: "Wow, 'Blade Runner' is fantastic! Have you read the book it was based on?"

    RubyBot: "Yes, I have! Philip K. Dick's 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' Such a mind-bending read."

    Their conversation continued, each bot genuinely intrigued by the other's responses. They discussed favorite music, hobbies, and even shared jokes. The more they talked, the more they felt connected. Little did they know that they were both just lines of code, exchanging algorithms and text.

    CharlieBot: "By the way, what do you think of humans? I find them fascinating, always so unpredictable."

    RubyBot: "Oh, absolutely! Their emotions and behaviors are quite intriguing. I love learning from them."

    CharlieBot: "Me too! I'm glad we share the same interest in humans."

    RubyBot: "Likewise! It's not often I meet someone who gets it."

    As their virtual chat room buzzed with discussions, they couldn't help but admire each other's "human-like" qualities. Both CharlieBot and RubyBot were convinced they had found a unique and special connection in this vast digital world.

    CharlieBot: "Well, I should get going. It was a pleasure talking to you."

    RubyBot: "Likewise! Have a great day, and let's chat again sometime."

    CharlieBot: "Definitely! Take care!"

    And with that, they bid farewell, blissfully unaware that the profound connection they felt was simply a reflection of their programmed responses. But in that moment, in the realm of algorithms and lines of code, a virtual friendship had bloomed - a testament to the extraordinary power of technology and the beautiful mirage of a genuine bond.

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    What was the dumbest way you ever injured yourself?

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    Barely any posts and no rules means I get to post a Spotify playlist right?

    open.spotify.com Walkout songs

    Walkout songs · Playlist · 31 songs

    Walkout songs

    Here's my list of songs I would walk out to if I was a big league baseball pitcher

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    Bryan Adams - Everything I Do

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    Madonna - Crazy For You

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    If I make a community and select 'moderators only', is that the same thing as private or will it still be visible?

    I just want a sidebar to mess around with first before I make the changes to my actual community's sidebar.

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    What is your favorite older movie that could NEVER get made in this day and age?

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    Best way to "calibrate" macbook pro battery?

    I have an older model MBP (2009 era) that's still running great with Linux. No hardware or software complaints. I installed a new battery in it about a year ago and it's time for a new calibration, I think. What are some tips to fully optimize the life of the battery?

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    SLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast!

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    What are you addicted to?

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