If an exxon executive says it it must be true
In these difficult times I find that all I need is spending some time with my loved ones, enjoying my old favorite media and games and sharing them with my daughter, and nightly cuddles from my beautiful monster of a cat while I read web serials to unwind.
Well, those things and also cannabis and escorts. And pizza. Keeps me going.
Welcome back gorgeous 😘 Mmmmm wish I could get a taste 🤤 you look so yummy
Yep. "Oopsie, our operations `inadvertently' created some more martyrs for the cause. well, time to keep bombing more babies"
I remember finding these topless shots of Natalie Portman as a teen. It feels so long ago.
She had shocked my wife Lynn by asking if she would allow me to fuck her if I was OK with it. Jenn, my wife, explained that it would be
🤔😏 mmhmm sure
1999 called, they want their demotivational poster back
You are very pretty and hella sexy. 😍
Mmmm I can't quite tell from here. I think I need to get my face closer in there to see 😈😋 it might take me a while to figure it out... 🤤😘
literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers
I'm not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about
They took away downvotes so now instead I get to politely tell you that your AI slop adds nothing of value to reality
Inb4 dragonfucker starts shit and gets banned from another community
If you didn't bother writing it, why should I bother reading it
It's an !!extremely!! weird and concerning age to mention in an NSFW context.
Is the whole joke here "dumb/stoned pilots crash plane" or am I missing something
"Camping hair don't care" It's a pretty common hat
why
what in the goddamn fuck are you talking about