Snake? Snake????

SSNAAAAAAAKEEEE

"They were all dead ..."

First words of Max Payne. But I always forget what comes next. Something about final gunshot something

But a lot of people named Bort, I assume?

Hairy Ass Truman

Foliant der Antlitze

I've seen Ghost described as "Spooky ABBA" and somehow it kinda checks out. Not even mad, ABBA is great and so is Ghost

Hairy Ass

I spent so much time not using the healing potion because I thought it's so super rare when do I finally get a second one??? lol

ABC:

Always

Be

Cfancying a round of Gwent

It has a lot of potassium

Penis

Survivorship bias? Hundreds of other "astrologists" probably tried predicting it too but guessed wrong

Never played it but I thought it's mainly known for being a terribly bad game. Or is it bad because it's too hard?

Or an Irishman

Absolute madlad

Platinium

Edit: oh, that's already in your list. Well played

It can generate text that looks like a plausible troubleshooting result but is completely detached from reality. Good enough for most CEOs

This person memegens

I thought strongman was about lifting, pulling, carrying or even throwing heavy things?

But we're supposed to use Joules, not calories