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Thanksgiving with MAGA
  • Wait, I can get my moobs removed?

  • Just one toke!
  • Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

  • porno pete
  • Is that just his handle, or his legal name? This context is crucial.

  • Phantasm (1979)
  • The whole series is gold, it gets so crazy

  • Meet jd vance's secret love child CD Vance
  • I feel like you have to be in a pretty narrow age range to get this

  • Bill Maher is glad Trump has Brought Racism Back Again
  • Bill Maher can eat my shit

  • Over 30 Cybertrucks vandalized
  • Why were they all in one place? Incel convention?

  • Warp Terminal is Lifting their login requirement
  • I was on the wait-list so long that I forgot why I was interested. Then I got the invite, downloaded the thing, got prompted to log in and immediately deleted the thing. I still don't remember why I was interested but I'm definitely not fucking with it now.

  • 10 things you should really know before getting an electric bike
  • E-bike makers are going through certifying bodies like the UL in the USA to have their batteries tested. It's not widespread but getting better, look for certified batteries.

  • /c/showerthoughts @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    "Now that Donald Trump is President, everyone will want to use our shitty pretend internet money" is my favorite take on the election so far

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    BlueSky is better than Mastodon.
  • Seriously, Mastodon has languished under Gagron and it's probably not gonna grow much more. They spent years hemming and hawing about adding quote posts, they ignored the problems with onboarding for years before just defaulting to .social, they're still clueless what to do about moderation and harassment despite piles of user feedback, bug reports, pull requests. This is one case where an open source BDFL just entirely tanks a project.

  • Medical advice or instructions?
  • I thought she turned into a giant pickle in the second panel

  • I, too, installed an open source garage door opener, and am loving it
  • I have one of these, it's like 3 years old, been great. Only issue is wifi range, it doesn't quite get to my AP, so I dusted off an old powerline AP and stuck that in the garage. It's a standard ESP32 so I might be able to slap on an Ethernet adapter.

  • Should I buy it?
  • I'm suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

  • Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, historians say
  • The screams of "Dems need to move right" (not from Bernie, obv) are fucking clown shoes and hilarious. She was running around with Liz and Dick Motherfucking Cheney. There's no more right to move to without literally just embracing Trump.

    But here's the thing: libs keep cutting their noses off. Why would the actual left give the DNC the fucking time of day? They raise a billion fucking dollars, light it all on fire and go out to brunch. They co-opt movements like the Floyd uprising and metoo but leave everyone else to do the actual work. When we need bodies in the streets, when we need material support, when we fucking TELL THEM WHAT POLICIES WILL WORK FOR US, they spout some 1950s realpolitik bullshit and have some more wine.

    Biden: you're immune. Have some fun with it. Show us you have skin I the game. $100 says he keeps up this "when they go low we go high" bullshit and does somewhere between nothing and the bare minimum.

  • Must be 6'2" or taller
  • I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.

  • Favorite ways to light up your bike in the winter?

    Where I live, it'll soon be dark by 16:30. I have a good headlight and an ok taillight on my winter ride but I'd like to add some fun, funky lights for added visibility and lolz. There's a lot of crap out there especially on Amazon, what have you all had good experiences with?

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    shitposting @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    How to not pay rent

    apnews.com Chicago woman gets 58-year prison term for killing and dismembering her landlord

    A Chicago woman convicted of killing and dismembering her landlord and storing some of the victim's remains in a freezer has been sentenced to 58 years in prison.

    Chicago woman gets 58-year prison term for killing and dismembering her landlord
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    /c/showerthoughts @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    The price of Bitcoin reflects a market valuation of money laundering

    Maybe money laundering + grifting

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    worthwhile GPU that fits in a 3U chassis?

    I built a system around a 3U chassis, then tried to stuff a GPU in the box and couldn't close the lid. I got a 4U chassis and rebuilt the system, but I still have the 3U and I'm thinking about filling it back out so I have a failover for Proxmox. Is there a GPU I should consider or just stick with the integrated graphics? I'm currently only using the GPU for Steam remote play using pass-though to a Windows VM, but Jellyfin, Frigate, Immich are on my to-do list.

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    I just tightened the brakes on my bike

    Cable disc brakes. I kept putting it off but it was riding like shit and didn't feel safe, brake levers nearly contacting the handlebar. I had it in my head that the adjustment was like a 30 minute job. Grabbed Allen wrenches, a couple third hands, screwdrivers. 5 minutes and two Allen bolts later, all done. Topped off the tires with air, quick test ride, meat's back on the menu. No real point to this post, but maybe you've made a quick adjustment or repair that made you happy?

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    We already live in a dystopia. @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    DNC "free speech" zone

    Source: https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/08/25/the-protest-park-nobody-asked-for-and-few-were-drawn-to-during-the-dnc/

    Bringing "kids in cages" with them, I see

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    shitposting @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    Title

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    Most enjoyable content for the least amount of storage

    Every time someone mentions an interesting book, I make a note of it. Then a couple times a month, I go back through my notes, pop open a website that shall not be named, snag em all, throw them into calibre-web and sync them down to my ereader. I can get hours of enjoyment from a 1-2MB file, and I love that. Same for older cartridge-format game roms, a N64 rom is generally under 50MB and can keep me busy for days, an NES or GB ROM is usually smaller file size than a book, and some great old DOS games clock in at a handful of MB.

    What other great bang-for-the-storage-buck stuff is out there that you enjoy?

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    Favorite apps that integrate with Calibre/Calibre-web?

    I'm not seeing much on F-Droid, Play Store is... a mess of bullshit, as always.

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    shitposting @lemmy.ml bruhbeans @lemmy.ml

    If you jerked off on a wall, you could never tear the wall down again

    It'd be a load-bearing wall.

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    Why is Lemmy, with a tiny fraction of Mastodon's MAU, more fun than Mastodon?

    From news, to shitposting, to memes, to more shitposting, Lemmy feels vibrant, active, lighthearted, fun and even powerful. Mastodon feels like a fucking funeral.

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    Why aren't there more worker co-ops?

    When I explain surplus value to people, I use the example of a Starbucks. You're working for $15/hr, selling hundreds of $5 drinks per hour, the surplus value covers the other costs like rent and supplies, but, as most investor-facing documents will lay out, that $15/hr/person is the largest expsense. So, fudging numbers here, you sell 50 drinks at $5 each, that's $250-15-15 for labor and other costs, so $220/hr getting taken from the workers and sent to the owners.

    So, even if a) I'm wildly off with the numbers, which makes perfect sense because I made them up and b) startup capital is hard to come by if you aren't already rich, the existence of profit from seemingly simple businesses like a standalone coffee shop should be something workers can organize and replicate without much involvement from capital. So, why don't we? Is it that we all have been propagandaized to want the surplus value for ourselves?

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    Do you use the Deck docked?

    I realize I'm in the minority here but I use my Switch docked 95% of the time. I'd likely do the same with a Deck. Compared to a PS5 or Xbox, which is going to be more fun?

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