Uhhh I think we had some in on the last truck but I can’t remember let me go check
Nah man it was rigged
It was extremely rigged wasn’t it. Fucking hell man.
Guys for fucks sake can you SORT YOUR SHIT OUT oh my fucking god fuck my life / rip / fucking fuck
In what way, do you think?
Wow extremely well optimised 🫨
Okay I know this one - it’s like putting lawn chairs out in front of the steamroller that’s been approaching the town for months. ‘We can make some more money selling “steamroller” themed tshirts and merchandise’. It’s like trying to convince father dougal that the cow isn’t small, it’s just a long way away.
Was the election not cooked though? I wouldn’t say this was exactly that type of problem to be honest
The Mona Lisa has nothing on the sheer drama of this pencil execution
How dare you criticise such a marvellous and historic work of art, hung as it is in the world famous ‘Louvre’ gallery in Paris, France
What’s the analogy - selling deckchairs on the poop deck of the lusitania?
Wow 24 to 3000mm equivalent is pretty crazy man. It’s got a pretty small sensor tho so low light performance is probably not great but still. That’s a lot of millimetres ;););););)
Well I’m not American and not any kind of political expert so take it with a pinch of salt. My suspicion is that the republicans put their fat greasy fingers on the scales to ensure victory. That’s certainly what it looks like from the outside. Everyone knew Dunlop turnip was going to win weeks in advance. Tim Cook et al meeting with him to discuss tariffs, Bezos trying to quash the Harris endorsement. The fix was in. Musk is literally a conman with a hotline to the worlds least surprising piss enthusiast Vladimir illych putin. It was cooked. Good and proper, top to bottom. Also election predictions guy put his reputation on the line to say Harris would win, and the only other time he’s been wrong is 2000 - less said the better. It’ll all come out.
Man this election was so cooked it came with a side of fries and two sachets of ketchup fml
Confirmed I knew a man who worked doing advanced particle research at cern but who also voted for the Tory party. In the words of a wise man, ‘that’s the dumbest smart guy I know’. People are retarded and it’s extremely annoying.
The absolute fucking best part of this story is that the right wing party is literally called pis I cannot fucking contain myself fuck my life / rip / lol
Fromsoft classes like
- soldado
- vagabond
- grocer
- railwayman
- limb fetishist
- escape artist
- dick head
- samurai
- able-bodied seaman
- toad
The Socratic dialogue is a personal attack not a literately genre
Can’t go for short walk across the agora these days without ol’ big-ears waxing lyrical about his ‘method’
'Barn Owl' by Neo Morpheus
just came across this really cool photo of a barn owl being errrrrr run off this little guy's property?! what an absolute chad who has absolutely no idea how big he is :>
check out the link - there are some other photos from the same set:
https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/591235181
How can the opposition party form a government in Poland if the current rulinf party is projected to win more votes?
I do not understand. Are they planning to form a coalition?
About as good as you can get with an iPhone
Not bad tbh. Mobile phone cameras have come a long way, but I remain highly sceptical that they will completely replace standalone cameras, as Sony has claimed.
I guarantee if they could they would
Kinda morbidly fascinating to see Google devolve into a horrible bucket of shit
But first they would need to invent some tape
They could have fitted the whole ring / tape / mouse assembly into a small paper bag Aragorn could have kept it in his jacket and fed it little bits of lembas on the way how lovely x
I’m actually something of a dumbo chungus myself
Bong is one of the funniest words in English and you can’t change my mind
Who the fuck is bill Maher and why is he such a scab?
I have seen this man before but I do not know who he is
Who the fuck is bill Maher and why is he such a scab?
I have seen this man in pictures before but couldn’t tell you who he is
obsessed, i tell you
Some memes are easy, some memes need an explanation. Fortunately this one comes with context - highly convenient. Perhaps we should be pushing for legislation to make this mandatory. Big Meme has had free reign for too long
The square sided iPhone looks shit
I much prefer rounded corners. Also the big one is too big and the normal one is too small. Nice try Tim Apple. 🍏