That's why we're all so fucking weirded out by you.

There would be plenty of material all over the place but none of it usable.

That's true. Plus it's not the house's fault. That was unfair of me.

And yet it is somehow diminished by this fact.

I made the comment and I am wracking my brain for what I originally meant.

I think what happened is this: I, a left-handed person, incorrectly identified the Michigan mitten as being a left-handed mitten rather than a unisex (for hands), and then I mistakenly misidentified the actual hand itself as being a right hand.

With these two thunderously incorrect facts in hand, I made a joke that implies that 'of course a righty dominated world would be unable to even see how a left-handed mitten could be mitten shaped.'

Only it was a confusing joke because (a) a common feature of mittens is that they can fit on either hand and (b) the hand in the mitten was a left hand anyway.

At least I think that's what happened. I was pretty high then, and well, I'm pretty high now too.

Lefty erasure

Easily Fallout 4 or No Man's Sky

I feel so seen.

That's a new name for me. I dedicate this evening's rabbit trail expedition to you.

Anyone who is watching City Nerd or NotJustBikes should be watching Climate Town.

Honestly, this is a pretty tortured metaphor and I don't even think the idea it represents is correct.

Multiple counties in Illinois voted in favor of exploring secession from the state because they don't like how Chicago turns the state blue. It would definitely be a red state without us.

Its likely that Baldur's Gate has more name recognition among readers of this paper than Larian does, so anchoring on that makes sense.

Starting your own tweet with "BREAKING:" is so cringe.

My cats scratched up our living room tv pretty bad trying to catch the birds and squirrels from cat videos, but they are so fucking cute and I needed an excuse for a new TV anyway.

As a homeschooled kid, I usually had the opposite problem. Mispronounced so much shit.

I just read most of that and I'm both confused and anxious for a sequel.

Oh interesting thought, I hadn't thought of that. I'm not sure why Trump cares enough about Gaetz at this point to do something so...elaborate, but I was wondering if he really needed to resign so far ahead of any confirmation or even the inauguration.

We are the baddies.

Uh Jealous over here in the US.