kicked out for seal crimes
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Today's Seal Is: Barrowed Outside Of The Premises
[image of a wet seal in a wheelbarrow labled "sealbarrow"]
3.3 the secret contract-ninjas break into your house and do mortal kombat shit to your skeleton
thanks for coming to my rule
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lastfmuser imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
scribblestheunicorn It’s him,,,
Ted Talker
the idea that population size is the driving force of ecological collapse is ecofascist. the world is being burned by a few hundred people, not the majority of the population.
dancer seems to be @noumoe913 on xitter, earliest video i could find is https://sp.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm15067866 but i can't watch it to verify cos it seems to be region locked(?)
"hello everybody it's me Markiplier and today i will be getting oppressed by a multidimensional fascist empire"
allow downvoting on instances where it is otherwise disabled
that way the user score tracker works fully even for us :3
Junji Ito's horrifying dindins
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18633336
> horrorule > > ::: spoiler Show transcript > shojoknife-deactivated20240801 posts: > > [picture of Junji Ito at a desk with a plate of spaghetti edited in front of him] > Junji Eato > > teroknortailor replies: > > boy that sure is some creepy pasta > > jet-kun replies: > > This is my lunch. It was made for me. > :::
horrorule
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shojoknife-deactivated20240801 posts:
[picture of Junji Ito at a desk with a plate of spaghetti edited in front of him] Junji Eato
teroknortailor replies:
boy that sure is some creepy pasta
jet-kun replies:
This is my lunch. It was made for me.
a horse of course
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deadlynight1987-deactivated2023 posts: a picture of a horse on a beach looking at the sea on the left, the image is captioned "MAN"
another picture of a horse on a beach with the sea behind it, the image is captioned "NON-BINARY"
a mirrored version of the first image tinted pink, the caption reads "WOMAN"
the post ends with "life is good"
luigis-slut replies with a comic: a dejected person looks down and says "I don't feel like a boy or a girl"
a cartoon horse looks at the person from behind
the horse, now drawn in meticulous detail, looks at the camera and says "Non Binary"
pruleventive measures
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(At a boxer match one boxer holds their fists in a stance and begins chanting) Boxer: "KA ME HA ME"
Other boxer: "I quit" (later) Other boxer: "I know he prolly couldn’t but I ain’t gonna fuck around and see if he could."
From EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS
the full body scru(le)nge
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oddverse posts: Thinking about full body scrunge
oddverse replies: Image of a reply from morishige-on-the-phone Full body scrunge?
PALADOG_Pallas replies: Image of a cat lying on a patterned carpet with its body stretched out and its mouth slightly open in a humorous, distorted way. The caption reads: full-body scrunge
pupangelremade-deactivated20211 replies: Image of a painting resembling the cat in the previous photo, rendered in an impressionist style with loose brushstrokes and earthy tones. The cat appears stretched and slightly abstract, matching the posture from the previous image.
inoruleation
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squeakitties posted: following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
squeakitties replied: [image of tumblr tags reading "exposure to fetishes you aren't into is inoculation against the disgust response that right wingers prey upon"]
twinkenjoyer-deactivated replies: once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
i choose to belive it was bait
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a tumblr post from slyeposting:
You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”
slyeposting replies: a screenshot of a comment under the post reading: "if amazon delivery guys are beating you up maybe you should call the police" [reaction image of Gru from Despicable Me looking down in bafflement] holy shit