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  • To be honest, I'm a little disappointed in Charlie. If I knew I was doing that bit, I would have saved a lot bigger fart than that. But I guess having a fart listed as evidence in a trial is pretty legendary, no matter what size.

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    www.dexerto.com MoistCr1TiKaL claims his farts were “evidence” in Billy Mitchell v Karl Jobst court case - Dexerto

    MoistCr1TiKaL revealed that he was called as a witness during the Billy Mitchell v Karl Jobst case in a bizarre court appearance.

    MoistCr1TiKaL claims his farts were “evidence” in Billy Mitchell v Karl Jobst court case - Dexerto
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    Man, I can't believe my roommate ate all of my ____!

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    (I don't want to be a) Bilionairule

    tidal.com Theo Katzman - (I Don't Want to Be A) Billionaire

    Listen to (I Don't Want to Be A) Billionaire on your streaming service

    Theo Katzman - (I Don't Want to Be A) Billionaire

    This song is keeping me going this week

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    Oh no, I ran out of Halloween candy! Guess I'm handing out ____ instead!

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    During Halloween, the best house hands out _____ for trick-or-treaters!

    ANSWER: PSILOCYBIN

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    Cartography Anarchy @lemm.ee salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Railway Map of Antarctica

    From https://lemmy.world/post/21115581

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    Playlist a dog might like

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    THE MAN!

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    A well a don't you know about the bird?

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    You're going down a path I can't follow!

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    If you want to destroy my sweater

    Plus bonus Mothman bumper sticker!

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Use the force!

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Do you take this Prius to be your lawfully owned vehicle?

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    When you really hate driving:

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    M'lady tips fedora

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    SLY

    Would have been better if it was on a (mini) Cooper!

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hooray!

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    Cartography Anarchy @lemm.ee salvaria @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Tourist Map of Australia

    From https://sh.itjust.works/post/26076570

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    Weirdo borrows friend's wife and kids for a photoshoot

    www.thedailybeast.com Childless GOP Candidate Borrows Family for Weird Photo Shoot

    Anti-abortion Republican Derrick Anderson, who is running for Virginia’s seventh congressional district, appears to be trying to appeal to women using a bizarre tactic.

    Childless GOP Candidate Borrows Family for Weird Photo Shoot

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    Article here: > It looks like a family holiday card except that the woman and children posing with Republican Derrick Anderson are not his wife or his offspring. > > Anderson, who running in a close race for Virginia’s seventh congressional district, was seen in another image seated around the dining table with the same woman and three girls. > > The images came to light in an article by The New York Times, headlined “G.O.P. Candidates, Looking to Soften Their Image, Turn to Their Wives,” which reported how “male Republicans struggling to appeal to female voters concerned about their records on reproductive rights are unleashing their spouses to make the pitch on their behalf.” > > However Anderson, who is childless, engaged to be married and lives alone with his dog, sought to borrow the wife and children from a longtime friend in an apparent effort to appear as a family man. > > A spokesman for Anderson criticized The New York Times for focusing on the footage and said that “Derrick’s opponent and every other candidate in America are in similar pictures and video with supporters of all kinds.” The spokesman said the video simply showed Anderson “with female supporters and their kids.” > > However, comments by vice presidential candidate JD Vance making fun of “childless cat ladies” and a push by Republicans to roll back abortion rights have not been popular with the electorate. > > In 2022, Anderson praised the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn the Roe v. Wade decision that provided women with abortion access, saying “SCOTUS finally got it right.” > > His decision to pose with a family that was not his own was widely mocked on social media.

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    No sprechen sie deutsch

    Don't speak German but "Extreme Wetter" looks right to me

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