Hey, can you make the original published date a part of each post's title?

I rigged our whole house to go into sleep mode after we're both in bed for an hour.

Once, the cat and dog conspired to turn my whole fucking house off at 2pm.

Up and let's go!

For-jeh-joe. Forge-joe?

I think I mispronounce it, "Forgeio," to be honest.

We had a Thanksgiving where there weren't enough croutons to go around and now it's one of the perennial stories told between courses. "Do you remember when the kiddie table didn't get enough croutons?!" There isn't a person at the kiddie table under the age of 30, and we have long memories.

Now that it's my responsibility, I won't let "Remember that time @shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol didn't make enough croutons," become the next generation's casual dunk.

I'm extremely afraid of mandolins, which is why I bought the brand specifically designed for arthritic geriatrics.

I also have a big "oops boiling oil" scar, which chicks dig (I'm told).

I'm allowed in the dull men's club because I deep fried bread for three hours.

You are correct, air fryers are trash. Thankfully, you can undo your mistake on the cheap. Countertop deep fryers are less expensive. (My first one was $30 USD before I realized "holy shit I'm good at this," and upgraded to a larger $65 unit.)

It's easily the second-best purchase I've ever made.

#1 is the OXO Mandolin (largely used for prepping French fries).

Edit: accidental Markdown.

Deep fried in canola oil @ 360°F for 4m15s (agitate every minute to ensure even cooking).

We have a family recipe for escarole soup. The closest commercial approximation would be Progresso Italian Wedding Soup. Making it from scratch means rolling a carpal tunnel amount of meatballs, each the size of a marble. Then making an impossibly large and thin omelet, cutting it into strips, then hand rolling and chopping those strips. Then you have to make soup.

(I'm not the one making the soup, it's completely out of my wheelhouse. That task falls to a team of mother/daughter pairs. Deep frying the croutons is the only way I can meaningfully contribute.)

How old was the sponge? We blow through one or two a month.

(We cook more than most, and none of the cookware can go in the dishwasher.)

69% of boomers feel the government should do more to help first-time home buyers afford a house.

Well, they don't seem to vote in that direction, so I'm going to put them in a home against their will. Since they ruined everything so thoroughly, it'll be a substandard, understaffed, slumlord home.

I can't wait for my parents to have to live in the world they made.

inclination towards environmental terrorism

Been rewatching Pokémon with the child and it seems that direct violence is the solution to most problems caused by industrialism and/or capitalism.

many many projects like it that drag on for 15 years or more.

[ cough ] Skywind.

I mean, he's better than Cooper Rush, right?

First, his $35.5 million salary this year remains fully guaranteed. They’ll owe him $1.97 million per week for the rest of the regular season.

The Giants will be entitled to an offset for anything he earns elsewhere, unless he chooses to take the balance of the 2024 salary as termination pay. (He’ll first pass through waivers, and he will undoubtedly go unclaimed.)

Thus, they’ll save no cash or cap space for 2024. For 2025, they’ll owe him nothing. Based on the original signing bonus ($36 million) and the restructuring of his 2023 base salary (which dropped the number from $9.5 million to $1.08 million and prorated the balance), the Giants will carry $22.21 million in dead money for Jones in 2025.

They didn't even try to mitigate the damage.

Update: he out.

the beta Photos app is just trash

Yeah it is.

Nice try, Special Agent.

No, my eyes! Forever unclean!

JAX 6 - 52 DET