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Guess the flavor
  • some people practice safe oral sex. and sadly it sucks a lot compared to safe sex

    the owner of the newly strawberry fravoured lovestick is in for a mighty disappointing experience. might as well just skip it and go to different activities.

    unless the designated sucker really likes plastic fake strawberry, there is no reason to do it.

    many people don't practice fellatio at all ...and they are just as effective at disappointing their partner as McStrawberry

  • Wie oft sollte man das Bett frisch beziehen?
  • nicht jeder Mensch fängt gleich früh an zu stinken. wenn dein bett nach ner woche mieft dann stimmt vielleicht mit deinem Körper was nicht (oder du gehst total schmutzig ins bett)

    alle 2-3 wochen is vollkommen ok ohne dass da stinki kommt.

    ...die leute in der ubahn haben ganz andere probleme: die waschen sich einfach überhaupt nicht. es reicht da nur einer um ein ganzes Abteil vollzimiefen.

  • luv me iron bru, 'ate black puddin, simple as
  • there is a myriad of different types of schnitzel.

    If there's a lot of sauce and you feel that shouldn't be there, you should have specified what kind of schnitzel you want.

    the Classics: Schnitzel Wiener Art (pig) or Wiener Schnitzel (baby cow) do not come with sauce on top at all.

    they are standard recipes, you get exactly what you expect everywhere. it also pretty much tastes the same in every restaurant... no matter if its in Austria, Bavaria or even Hamburg. (..unless you order it in a shit tier restaurant where shit tier meat is used)

    extensive testing in hundreds of restaurants beyond the border and within lead to my above conclusion

    alt text: im really boring. i always order schnitzel, its the safest bet to get reliably tasty food

    alt text 2: also fuck you, your crimes against the schnitzel will be punished with extra sauce!

  • I’m Running Out of Ways to Explain How Bad This Is
  • completely wild garbage is not limited to the anglosphere.

    you do have a point, it seems to first emerge in the states. Every single stupid shitshow non-issue or wild outlandish conspiracy thats running in america is directly translated and presented no matter if it fits locally or not.

    Alas there are localised shitbrew flavours as well. So don't you worry, it's not you.

    or do worry

    worry a lot