It's not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians

I've never seen such a great description of West Virginia.

I just mist seeing a vampire.

And another for breakfast

President John Tyler has grandchildren that are still alive. Tyler died before Rasputin was born.

Those are the kinds of cows I learned about in thermodynamics.

In my experience, Me was far worse than Vista, and 8 was more just annoying than anything. Sound cards were nearly impossible to use in Me.

I hear they're delicious

Why didn't they just call it GemenAI?

Sounds more like a Timelord to me.

Thought it was a new distro. Now I'm disappointed.

No, they use PayPal instead of checks now.

I had a roommate who was in med school. He wanted to be a psychiatrist. His surname was Carver, so naturally he became a surgeon.

Their punishment is that they shall face a firing squad... While wearing bullet proof vests

Must run Windows 95

Windows was the enshittification of DOS.

They contacted it out to Missippi.

Something about a sniper in Dallas sounds familiar...

I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing

If it's not run by the ghost of Hugh Heffner, then it's not the real thing