I also feel like God just kinda set it running and got bored, while Satan is just really hands-on.

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Does the fact that you're shivering and crying portend a lack of second date opportunity?

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But I will NEVER change my socks and sandals.

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Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.

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Mostly because, due to a coloring error, her teeth are made of skin.

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What exactly is depicted in the painting on the wall? And why is there just a huge dead plant in the corner?

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Based on educating my 10 year old on the varieties of duhs.

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It all worked out when smoking a big pile of drugs improved everyone's self esteem.

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That and all the dead people, but they're not as vocal.

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2010-11-12

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Don't at me, history of international politics scholars!

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Only eat the organic humans!

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I will seize the means of nutrition!

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Sometimes I look out the window and think of how many babies are now part of a personal brand.

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And he looks like he's more angry at the situation than at you in particular.

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Hey Jeffy, wanna see a dead man's finger?

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Meaning is for 18 year olds. I'm ready for peace.

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We will breed them to create a right-turning super-race!

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Now I just need to figure out where I remember her from...

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