https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qUoznGIe1M

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> It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza. > > Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat. > > My VP would never fuck furniture.

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