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When I was being raised as a young earth creationist, the earth was supposedly 12,000-20,000 years old. Then it was 10,000 years old. Then only 6,000. After I outgrew that nonsense, I joked that in a few decades YECs would say that their god created the earth in 1980, and anyone older than 40 are agents of the devil sent to test your faith.
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Of course, the universe was actually created in 1970 and anyone claiming to be older than 54 is an agent of Microsoft sent to test your faith in Unix.
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Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.
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The universe was created along with the release os temple os. Everything before are just memories implanted on us.
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Half the earth was actually created in 1969. The other half was finished 12 hours later =]
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Earth will be created in 2036. This is just a rehearsal.
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The Earth was created on January 1st, 1970 and will end on January 19th, 2038.
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I remember a time when all of this happens again
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We're doing the extra-silly speedthrough right now. Next time will be much more comprehensible.
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All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.
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"After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn't working."
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Last Thursday.
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I could never get the hang of thursdays
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Shriveled, and a little to the left.
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God created your with your memories as-is this morning when you woke up
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I was also raised as a young earth creationist and it was always 6k years old for me but I could not begin to tell you why.
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The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.
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6,000 to 12,000 years old is what I heard. I'm guessing that this "Christians Against Science" page is a joke community that is making fun of YECs by saying it's 4,000.
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