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Why is Satan so high BMI?
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Because BMI is a useless metric and the dude is JACKED.
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I specified BMI because I explicitly didn't want to say "fat" and yet you somehow still read it that way.
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... I didn't say fat. Jacked guys have a high BMI. My BMI was "obese" when I was in the gym every day. It's a useless metric for anything.
Thou doth protest too much
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Fair. I guess we both read it wrong.
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Who said he's fat?
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Because fat is a shitty shorthand for evil, slothful, full of vice, et cetera
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So your mom must be his right hand man then.
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At least something would be right with her then
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Lmao, fuckin got 'em.
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A steady diet of pineapple
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Nah those went up Hitler's ass
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The pointy end first right?
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