Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of
Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of
“Like all bullies, conservatives are deeply afraid of pretty much everything."
OTTAWA – The Conservative Party of Canada has officially announced that in addition to walkable cities, vaccines, and transgender children, they are also deeply afraid of eating bugs.
“We WON’T Eat Bugs,” the CPC said in an online petition it posted this week. “No one is asking us to, but we’re so scared someone might, and it could be Justin Trudeau. And that makes us furious and so very frightened of this version of Justin Trudeau that we made up who is making us eat bugs.”
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Hell I won't eat bugs and ain't no conservative tagging me for it
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As the article states: “No one is asking us to" But thanks for lettings us know.
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