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newsthump.com Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden

President elect Donald Trump has spent his final afternoon before the Thanksgiving break slaughtering by hand every single turkey pardoned by current president Joe Biden.

Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden
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It Wasn't the Supreme Court—It Was Merrick Garland's Inaction That Let Trump Escape Justice
  • Yep, and it doesn’t stop there, there are lots of people in power who contributed to robbing the American people of justice.

  • Conservative parent is sad his daughters aren't coming for thanksgiving after voting for Trump
  • Like, "attempted murder" just isn't a thing in their eyes.

    “You see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated for a crime I didn’t even commit! ‘Attempted murder.’ Ha! Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?!” - Sideshow Bob from the episode of The Simpsons where he literally becomes the Republican mayoral candidate after calling into a right wing talk radio show.

  • Babe, come quick! You gotta see this!

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    www.thebeaverton.com Defiant Joe Rogan insists he’s not a propaganda asset, just actually this stupid

    AUSTIN, TX - Following comments on Russia's invasion of Ukraine, where multi-millionaire podcaster Joe Rogan blamed Ukrainian defence for "causing World War III", the podcast phenom clarified that he was not echoing Kremlin propaganda, but is in fact truly this fucking braindead.

    Defiant Joe Rogan insists he’s not a propaganda asset, just actually this stupid
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    Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
  • I did...

    No, you didn't.

    But I don’t think any interaction we have is going to be productive

    There's something we can agree on. Bye bye now 👋

  • Being a dinosaur

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    Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
  • It’s okay to just admit you don’t know who Peter Dutton is and also don’t even know enough about US politics to realize who is and isn’t part of American political discourse.

  • Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton
  • This what they want...

    Their real crimes to be drowned out by bullshit, so voters just write everything off as misinformation when it's a Republican, but "proof" if it's about a Dem.

    Funny headline tho

    Peter Dutton is neither a Republican nor a Democrat, he’s an Australian politician.

    Funny comment tho

  • Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton

    theshovel.com.au Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton — The Shovel

    Speaking from a prison cell in Brisbane, Mr Dutton – a former sex worker and director of adult films – said the laws were not necessary and that regulators should not be the arbiters of truth.

    Misinformation Laws Not Necessary, Says Meth Addict Peter Dutton — The Shovel
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    theonion.com ‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey

    WASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde” on Monday before running off with it and disappearing over the horizon. “It’s us against the world now, turkey,” sa...

    ‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
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    Trump Begins War on Elites by Giving Them Powerful Government Appointments

    theshovel.com.au Trump Begins War on Elites by Giving Them Powerful Government Appointments — The Shovel

    Trump started his purge right at the top, seeking out the world’s richest person and asking him if he wanted to run a key department.

    Trump Begins War on Elites by Giving Them Powerful Government Appointments — The Shovel
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    Microblog Memes @lemmy.world ZeroCool @slrpnk.net

    Masochism

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    Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia
  • And he immediately nominated another Russian asset to head our National Intelligence community. MAGA chuds might think they won this election, but they're just useful idiots. This victory belongs solely to Vladimir Putin.

  • Student is arrested on charges of spying on the US for Russia
  • And yet Tulsi Gabbard is about to become the Director of National Intelligence.

  • thehardtimes.net Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet

    Registered sex offender Tim Finhook was court-mandated to go door to door in an effort to inform neighbors that he’s a part of newly reelected Donald Trump’s cabinet.

    Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
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    clickhole.com The Election Fallout Continues: This Woman Is Refusing To Sleep With Her Husband Because He Is Donald Trump

    The presidential election may finally be over, but it’s still managing to tear friends and families apart. The latest example? This woman is refusing to…

    The Election Fallout Continues: This Woman Is Refusing To Sleep With Her Husband Because He Is Donald Trump
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    thehardtimes.net Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All

    Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

    Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All

    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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    As NASA increasingly relies on commercial space, there are some troubling signs
  • Agreed. I’d love to see Elon Musk lose SpaceX. That would be hilarious.

  • Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's nominee for attorney general
  • Trump should just offer to keep Merrick Garland on board as AG. Nobody has done more to assure Trump was not held accountable for 1/6 than him. He’d be perfect for providing cover for whatever crimes Donnie and Elmo are cooking up right now at Mar-a-Lago.

  • Texas offers Trump land for migrant 'deportation facilities'
  • Tomorrow: Governor Abbott announces Texas' new state motto is "Arbeit Macht Frei"

  • www.nbcnews.com Columbus Black leaders organize counterprotest after neo-Nazi march in their city

    "What we did Sunday changed the tone," one counterprotester said. "If anything, this has made us stronger."

    Columbus Black leaders organize counterprotest after neo-Nazi march in their city
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    Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families and Onion over ‘Frankenstein bid’ for Infowars
  • Yes, but Alex Jones has the media literacy of a bowl of mashed potatoes. He picks and chooses what he likes from movies and tv shows to shape his conspiracy theories and ignores the rest. It’s a point that’s discussed often on the Knowledge Fight podcast. (Which is devoted to debunking infowars) He’s constantly missing the point of the media he claims to love.

  • Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families and Onion over ‘Frankenstein bid’ for Infowars
  • The judge didn't "side" with him. It was a matter of procedure and as I said, it will go nowhere. It's just yet another stalling tactic and continued harassment from Alex Jones.

  • Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families and Onion over ‘Frankenstein bid’ for Infowars
  • That reminds me, Alex Jones talks about Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke a lot, in fact, his belief that aliens are demons is plagiarized from it. But the funny thing is, there's a searchable archive of transcripts for all his shows. And if you search for "Childhood's End", the first time he ever mentioned it was a week after the SyFy channel aired their three-part miniseries in 2015. So he's clearly never actually read the novel, despite regularly talking about how much he loves it.

  • Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families and Onion over ‘Frankenstein bid’ for Infowars
  • And it’s going to go nowhere. This is just the latest in Alex’s decade+ campaign of harassment against these people.

    There was nothing wrong let alone illegal about the auction or the circumstances of The Onion’s win. He’s just butthurt that his little scheme to have Elon and Roger Stone buy infowars and give it back to him didn’t work.

  • www.theguardian.com ‘The land is tearing itself apart’: life on a collapsing Arctic isle

    On Qikiqtaruk, off Canada, researchers at the frontier of climate change are seeing its rich ecology slide into the sea as the melting permafrost leaves little behind

    ‘The land is tearing itself apart’: life on a collapsing Arctic isle
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    www.thebeaverton.com “Confidence is the key to success” claim wealthy, attractive people

    Guelph, ON – Have you ever wondered about the secret to a more successful life? It turns out it’s confidence, according to beautiful people born into generational wealth.

    “Confidence is the key to success” claim wealthy, attractive people
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    When the Wizard has more integrity than the Doctor
  • That's a great podcast. Very funny and informative.

  • phys.org Fossil collection found in Neanderthal cave suggests abstract thinking

    Research led by the Universidad de Burgos has uncovered evidence suggesting Neanderthals engaged in collecting activities based on discoveries at the Prado Vargas Cave in Burgos, Spain. Fifteen Upper Cretaceous marine fossils were found, indicating that Neanderthals may have gathered these objects f...

    Fossil collection found in Neanderthal cave suggests abstract thinking
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    Political Memes @lemmy.world ZeroCool @slrpnk.net

    When the Wizard has more integrity than the Doctor

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    Incoming US A-G Matt Gaetz opposes social media ban so he can DM Aussie teens

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    Climate change increased wind speeds for every 2024 Atlantic hurricane: Analysis

    www.climatecentral.org Climate change increased wind speeds for every 2024 Atlantic hurricane: Analysis | Climate Central

    Climate change increased maximum wind speeds for every Atlantic hurricane in 2024, according to a Climate Central analysis based on new, peer-reviewed research.

    Climate change increased wind speeds for every 2024 Atlantic hurricane: Analysis | Climate Central
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    Ugandan opposition politician kidnapped in Kenya, his wife says

    A prominent Ugandan opposition politician was kidnapped during a book launch in Kenya over the weekend, transferred to Uganda and is being held at a military jail in Kampala, his wife said on Wednesday.

    Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni's government has been accused of repeated human rights abuses against opposition leaders and supporters, including illegal detentions, torture and extra-judicial killings.

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    Republicans are mad that Democrats are confirming lots of Biden’s judges
  • "Copycats!!!1!!" - the party of petulant children

  • Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of
  • As the article states: “No one is asking us to" But thanks for lettings us know.