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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey

theonion.com ‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey

WASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde” on Monday before running off with it and disappearing over the horizon. “It’s us against the world now, turkey,” sa...

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I thank The Onion for trying their best in this difficult time.
Instead of cut and pasting heads and bodies, they can use AI to generate any kind of photorealistic images.
- I'd rather they look fake.
- We must not forget the old ways