The Onion @midwest.social ZeroCool @slrpnk.net 4h ago

Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden

newsthump.com Donald Trump spends afternoon killing all Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by Joe Biden

President elect Donald Trump has spent his final afternoon before the Thanksgiving break slaughtering by hand every single turkey pardoned by current president Joe Biden.

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Foreboding euphemism.
Sarcasm is on life support or in a coma in America .... I have to take a moment or two to see if it's an Onion headline or not
What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?
- They will return to live at Farmamerica, an agricultural interpretive center in Waseca, Minnesota. Farmamerica touts itself on its website as being a place for people to "explore, discover and connect with the evolving story of agriculture through sensory experiences like guided walking tours of historic sites, field trips, family fun events, day camps, farm animal interactions, interactive exhibits, and crop research plots.
- It means the farmer eats it instead of the president
No difference from a real headline...

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