Normal people sneezing vs dads

I always suppress my sneezes, they sound like squeaks and people laugh. One time I decided during a cold to see what would happen if I just let the sneeze out. I feel like the clip is a close representation of how it felt, it hurt so much and there was far too much snot, I couldn't comprehend how I'd produced the quantity now on show and how the hell it was all packed into my face pre-sneeze.

Never again.