Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world PCChipsM922U @sh.itjust.works 8mo ago

Are you as smart as Ben?

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I read about these bitches, they are not ok.
- What in particular is so bad of I may ask?
  
  Just googled them. They seem to be twins to a worrying degree. If something happens to one, it has to happen to both of them, including unnecessary medical procedures. They seemed to really go off the deep end when realising they might not get pregnant together.
  
  https://youtu.be/B8r37yijUWo?si=yz0iRrEKirslbMQa
  
  You decide. How they try to say the same thing at the same time and fail at it is particularly funny for me
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
- two pairs of them.
  
  "and i'm not talking about the eyes!"
- Four Krustys
They give uncanny valley.
- When you apply so much makeup you enter the uncanny valley.
Ben is fucked. And not in a good way.
- *not only in a good way.
- Am I the only one that thinks Ben has won the lottery? What am I missing??
  
  Do watch some of the videos posted above.
If you’re lucky enough to date a Ben, you don’t ask questions, either. I dated one. He left me for something called an Allison. 😞
What's NSFW here?
- Maybe their necklaces and earrings don't adhere to OSHA regulations. I don't know. Everyone has to use their own judgement when posting and I think it's better to mark NSFW when in doubt, but there seems to be at least two different ways people use NSFW feature so sometimes the choice of using an NSFW tag might not make sense.
- They insist on doing the same thing at the exact same time and are pathological about it.
  
  100% chance they both do Ben, but he will have to come in both of them with the same amount of cum, somehow at the same time
  
  Source: the reality tv show they were on
  
  Ben needs a Y-shaped cum splitter.
  
  That should be a new sentence.
- Ben's eyes are just too erotic
- I'm just playing it safe, I've had so many posts removed from this comm, I still have no idea why. Sometimes they give a reason, sometimes they don't.
- I suspect their "identical twins"
Last time I disappointed two people that bad was at dinner with my parents.
- Believe you me, it's better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don't leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can't back out again. I'm so stupid.
  
  I’m a Lemmy commenter, not the therapist that you might need.
  
  What works and doesn't in your family isn't the same as what works in other people's. I would also wager more often than not, that it is the opposite of your experience.
Ben said nothing. "Help me" said his eyes.
I saw these guys on some show back during Discovery's slide into trash content. IIRC they got plastic surgery to even out some minor variations to become more identical.
Why is this nsfw?
- Because of the implication.
  
  Something something boats
- Cuz mods on lemmy.world are crazy.
That’s weird and kinda fucked up. Sharing a partner with your sister is closer to incest than you should be comfortable with
- My siblings and I had enough trouble sharing toys or snacks without getting into a fight.
  
  Yeah. Like I’m very poly and my wife and I don’t have vetos or anything but if she started dating my sister I don’t know who I’d yell at first.
  
  And with identical twins it’s somehow grosser. Like fraternal twins already need effort in parenting to ensure they’re not at risk of codependency with each other, and with identical twins there’s this cultural force of treating them like they’re interchangeable. It’s really fucked up.

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