196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone secret300 @lemmy.sdf.org 3mo ago

Meal fit for a rule

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Savory jellies, or aspics, are a thing we have been trying to erase from our collective memory.
- Try this one and we will see if you still have this opinion:
  
  Every one of these recipes that involve gelatin would be better without the gelatin.
  
  Interesting. I'm used to that configuration with a bacon wrap and cheese topping in a muffin tin, so I can't say I'm entirely dissuaded. But what of the jelly? How is it flavored?
  
  This looks fantastic! Happen to have a recipe, or more info? :)
  
  As a vegan this would make me throw up if I swallowed it.
- You've never been to a slav supermarket, have you?
  
  Um, no. Are these particularly common and sought after?
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Thanks. I hate it.
- I threw up in my mouth looking at and thinking about this. It just seems so disgusting.
Spaghetti-o-no-you-don't weiner bouquet!!
I always wondered how plumbuses got made.
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Zap that thing with electricity...
"It's alive...! IT'S ALIVE!"

EDIT: gotta wait for a thunderstorm first, of course.
This is great if you’re constipated, you’ll be expelling from both ends in no time
- Unfortunately the gelatin continues to absorb moisture and expand during its time in your bowels, only to form a tight plug near the end when your body tries to dehydrate things a bit so turds will become shapely. Ends up blocking you up like fine cheese eaten in massive quantities. Ask me how I know and I may cry rather than answer.
  
  How do you know?
Looks like my ass after a long night of partying.
- Another of the gems I've come to expect from you.
- I need to go to those parties
I just can't comprehend how you guys over there like jello pies so much and why you don't get heartburn from it.

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