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"Shoots thirty-six bullet-shaped wooden slugs as fast as you can turn the crank"

GOD I LOVE CRANKING MY BIG DICK
- AROOOOOOO BROTHER
This was a real ad apparently. Snopes Article

Here's a video of it in action
- I'm oddly disappointed that you have to pull the "link" youself
- "rapid succession"
  
  "As fast as you can turn the crank". Which isn't very fast at all because it's janky as fuck.
- That is really disappointing
  
  The name was really the only thing going for it, wasn't it?
"He's an outlaw loose and running" Came the whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business With the big dick on his hip" Big dick on his hip
Big Dick only costs tree fiddy? What a bargain!
- At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.
  
  She gave him a dolla!
- All the facts, summarized: Little folks, big dick, free tiddy.
Extra shots can be purchased at any time

Let me guess...
- Subscription service
  
  BDaaS
  
  That era. Mail order
Did the meaning of the word "dick" change over time, or something like that? Or did morals change. Or both?
- Yeah, "dick" wasn't a phallic word until more recently. Dick Tracy being a Private Dick wasn't funny. Nor was Nixon being known as Tricky Dick.
  
  Amazing
Every little boy wants to play with a big dick
Sung to the tune of "Big Bear"
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GOD I LOVE CRANKING MY BIG DICK