Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 2w ago

Anon tries to manipulate Tinder

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Elo?
- G'day
  
  I’m dying.
  
  It's not often I actually laugh when reading a comment. This was one of those times
- Matchmaking ranking.
  
  Personally, I don't like the fact that every team-based video game uses ELO, a system designed for a 1 on 1 game, to determine an individual's skill.
  
  Tinder has that?
  
  What a great rabbit hole, thanks!
- Mr. Blue Sky?
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s
- 'ello mate!
- Holy hell!
What’s a foid?
- It stands for female humanoid and is exactly as dehumanizing as it sounds
  
  It was femoid originally but anon got even lazier.
  
  I think that the part being dehumanized is the one that uses that word.
  
  How is that "dehumanizing" when human is literally in the explanation. Had it been "female apeoid" I'd have agreed, but humanoid... So "moid" for male humanoid is "dehumanizing" too?
- I think it's supposed to be some kind of derogatory label for women, but is really just an identifier that the person using it is a worthless being whose opinion is as relevant as a gnats thoughts on the economy.
  
  Remind me again which generation helped elected the current president? Skibidi Ohio?
- A derogatory term. You don't wanna know more.
Remeber when greentext was something interesting or toughtfull? Instead of fariytales for incels?
- Not in the last 15 years.
- Honestly, no. It was exactly this bad in the early '00s
- Never was...it literally started as CSAM, but go off, pedo.
I think this is an unrealized thought experiment by op. I don't believe the Chad he imagines has any relation to the man most woman are looking for.
- Op creates profile that makes him look rich and stupid.
  
  Gets targeted by bots using ai generated images of mildly attractive women.
  
  Thinks he’s actually attracting human beings.
  
  Anon still has never willingly gotten the attention of a human woman besides his mother
  
  And I'm telling ya his momma is a nice lady.
Can women message people on Tinder they haven't matched with?

And if this was effective wouldn't it lower all women's Elo scores? Unless he only ignored one group and catfished everybody else. Sounds like a lot of work.
- No, only tinder premium can do so IIRC.
  
  Bumble? From memory women can only message first, men must wait to be messaged before they can.
  
  It's been a while since I used those platforms so my information could be incorrect.
  
  Bumble is moving away from having women message first as apparently it was too much of a burden for the women on that app (According to https://www.npr.org/2024/05/06/1249296671/bumble-dating-apps-women-opening-moves )
  
  Understandable as I find having to generate an opener hard too. Kinda a shame though as the point was to give them a place to have some more control with the interactions.
what is tinder elo?
- ~~ELO is a term used in ranked competitive video games. Part of this author's sense of humor is that tinder is a ranked game~~
  
  edit: see correction below
  
  Elo (and not ELO, it's a person's name) originally comes from chess.
Using tinder like a ranked FPS is surely something
- How is it an FPS?

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