Programmer Humor @programming.dev 🃏Joker @sh.itjust.works 1w ago

Sorry, not sorry.

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Vscode done right
Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?
- Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
  
  One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.
  
  I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn't get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don't drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.
- Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.
  
  And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!
  
  I joke!
  
  I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.
  
  But I bet you don't have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!
- No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.
  
  Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.
  
  But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.
- I didn't get the joke until I read this and took another look.
- I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏
If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168
I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D
what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs
- Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts
  
  I'm something of a gopher myself you know
What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho
- Wordpress I think.
  
  Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar
What's with the beaver crab?
- They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)
- Gorust Lang
  
  Rusty goo.
- Mix between Go and Rust mascots
- Grost
I have these stickers lol

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