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“ I am Groot 😏”
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Treebeard.
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Everything reminds me of him :_(
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As nervous as my lil guy gets standing at the urinal i am usually able to remind myself that in 40 years using them i have never accidentally glimpsed another penis. Hell i hardly look at my own in there.
I do hear and envy other men's urethras tho some of those mothafuckers can blast.
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"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."
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“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."
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Enlarged prostate?
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Could be kidney stones.
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That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.
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And apparently absorbed the power of them all
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Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:
"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"
Everything will work itself out
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Big dick energy
