Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands
Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands
www.theonion.com Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands
JERUSALEM—Struggling not to betray their surprise at the large, crustacean-like appendages being waved around by the Son of God, people currently witnessing the Second Coming were apparently just going to pretend they already knew Jesus had crab claws for hands, sources reported Friday. “Nobody want...
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...I have never seen a more perfect use of this
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I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn't disappointed!
Woowooowooowoooowooo
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Carcinization strikes again
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As the saying goes, "Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs."
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Why not Zoidberg?
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