Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.
The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.
There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.
That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.
Fucking phones, how do they work?
Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.
It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.
If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.
James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.
We're living in the strangest timeline.
Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.
vs
Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.
Yeah, dance is way gayer.
Suddenly Seymour.
Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer
I'm sure there's more.
All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.
Don't you think he looks tired?
To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.
I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.
When do you brush your teeth?
It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.
What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?
Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.
My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome.
Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.