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BananaPeal

Older millennial nerd.

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What are some cursed names to avoid?
  • Amanda Lynn, unless you like musical instruments.

  • What was your public school infamous for?
  • The penises were not because of the sewer backup, it's just what you expected to see everyday. Edited the original post to clarify.

    There was one study hall where a penis was drawn on the chalkboard every day. One time, the art showed the ejaculate dribbling a bit. The teacher came in, looked at it, shrugged, said "at least it's a little more accurate," erased it, and sat down.

  • What was your public school infamous for?
  • That time the sewer backed up into the kitchen plus all of the penises carved into desks and walls.

  • Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it?
  • Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

  • A step too far
  • It's been a long time since I've been, but I distinctly remember Olive Garden having a chocolate lasagna. It was decent, but nothing to rave about.

  • We're all SpongeBob
  • laughs in Futurama

  • IT crowd anti piracy ad
  • If you're ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

  • What is your favorite inconsequential fan theory?
  • James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.

  • Kamala Harris Dropped a New Custom 'Fortnite' Map
  • We're living in the strangest timeline.

  • Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?
  • Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

    vs

    Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

    Yeah, dance is way gayer.

  • Shows with an always watch intro?
  • Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

    I'm sure there's more.

  • shocking scientific discovery!!
  • 37 times? In a row?

  • Pic
  • All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.

  • A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up.
  • To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

  • A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up.
  • I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

  • A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up.

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    Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person?

    Because he was born into a stable home.

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    It took me years to realize this

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    Dear A-holes

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    When do you brush your teeth?

    It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

    What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

    Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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    Four blades, five nights

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    Sticking with what you know

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    Is Ohio even real?

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    My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome.

    Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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    If we're going back, let's go for a good reason

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    Best way to tell if you need a shower

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    Guy Yoga

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    Like a giant Dutch oven

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    It's time for a renaissance

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    Best purchase we've ever made

    !

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