Growing up I was surrounded by so many people with undiagnosed mental illness mine seemed trivial.

The Prince symbol should be an official emoji.

Days are moving fast and if you can make little progress every day, you'd be progressing at something fast.

The story of Jesus dying was like Chapter 11 bankruptcy for our sins

A bathtub is the opposite of a canoe.

You will never be able to acknowledge the joy of forgetting a cursed thought, without remembering it again.

Ponchos are skirts for your top half

If they ever give Mr. Poopy Butthole an arch nemesis, it would be a bidet.

Walruses should be called saber-toothed seals.

After receiving an upvote it should get exponentially harder to give more. Like votes 1-10 you have to double click; 10-20 triple click... At 100 you have to do a captcha. Just keep adding obstacles.

If AI kills a bunch of tech jobs, Best Buy parking lots might look like Home Depot parking lots someday.

If you get in the habit of occasionally posting unpopular opinions youll notice sometimes you attract people who will reverse troll you, upvoting your entire post history.

Imaginary numbers are more real than infinity.

Wouldn't the movie Alien³ actually be the same movie as Alien since Alien has a value of 1?

Sleep is communion with the Mother Source.

Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.

YouTube, Wikipedia, and Archive.org are the modern day library of Alexandria

Once a bloodline has no more children, its history is lost to the wind—extinct and likely forgotten.

Irrational numbers are an infinite source of information.