Tornados wreck my town every year. In short, it sucks.

Dang I wish we had more asoiaf art like whats on Clash of Kings and Storm of Swords

I dont know if the joke is stupid or if I am. Care to explain the joke?

I remember a lot of stuff but tying it to a specific day can be hard sometimes. Something I thought happened yesterday mightve happened like 3 days ago and a week out I'm pretty unsure unless it happened on a holiday or rent day or something. I can remember major events and random things from a long time ago though. Earliest memory I can muster up is crawling on some red carpet in my grandparents trailer. They moved out of that place when I was 1 year old

My work has been experimenting with a project for about 2 years now and this has been my life since then

Are these the things that smell like shit if you step on them?

I couldn't wear those glasses for 3 seconds without getting pissed off

I think if there are actual aliens and they are actually showing us that they can interfere with our nuclear equities its a last ditch effort to prevent us from killing ourselves without directly interfering. If they were involved in some sort of war I doubt we'd really be any use to them. If they're advanced enough to travel lightyears to our planet then our weaponry is as primitive as a cavemans club.

Then again maybe its humans are space orcs thing lol

My family had several tvs that did this until around 2013

I've mastered the art of going to the bathroom to piss without fully waking myself up

I like this theory a lot even though Big Freeze is the popular theory now. We dont know enough to truly tell though so I'm going with Big Crunch all the way

This is what my dad would call "a hoot"

Same with vegetables, but also steak and bacon. I hated steak and bacon as a kid idk what was wrong with me

Yeah they basically only know the stuff they saw on veggie tales and the stuff they can use to judge other people

I hate that there was a reference image

Isnt that the Lucifer they got for the History Channel Bible show that everyone said looked like Obama

I thought that was eq1 at first glance

I will

The random chimp event is finally happening?

Brought this up to a friend who is very pro Trump and he said

"Part of trying to get industry back in the country (which we would be better off with) involves making imports less appealing."