don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened

Meanwhile fossangel:

Wheres my pilk?

Mac and cheese is the best Thanksgiving food and you can not change my mind

And I mean a good Mac n cheese made in the oven so its crispy and shit

Ignoring Sadam, it always fucks me up that my arm bones cross. Like wtf whyyy

Lmao epic, thanks windows

I'm switching to Linux before I ever touch win11

This needs the cum tag, smh my head

"It's not pink, it's lightish red!"

Then I'm wanted in 138 countries (for crimes unrelated)

Mine just says WW3, should I be concerned?

Also I always like to point out that Oregon has more guns per person than Texas, most people assume Oregon = Portland.

2 (I don't normally but I am now >:)

I see the issue, there's only 3 phones for like 12 16 birds! How can he tell all of them to quit it?

"Are you going to sign for this? If not I have to put him back in the truck"

To be fair, teens probably shouldn't smoke until they're in their 20s, same with other substances. But I'm not one to judge, I tried stuff in highschool

She's mad because she doesn't know the answer