What? I'm in California and they told me it only applies to New Jersey residents.
I just wish I didn't get that nice little intrusive thought telling me to look down the barrel every time I go to the range. Nah, I'll let my friends own.
I'm just trying to figure out how my blues trio fits in because we all sang, played bass, drums, and at least one other instrument. I'm not sure who counted as what I'm that group.
As a bass player (happily spoken for, but solidarity with the homies) I wholeheartedly support this message
there's a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I'm not sure what that makes me
My orange learned how to trick me into giving him my chair after I've warmed it up. I've never been so proud.
maybe that's what made their deity decide to die. seeing the future blast rope to waluigi and then save it in a jar
yeah, I keep waiting for our local district to decide to swap out their smartboards. I want one of those but I'm cheap.
my friends three blocks over are still on DSL. they don't even have wifi. if they haven't gotten fiber yet, no amount of bribery or pleading will change that.
y'all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.
I find it hard to believe spilling it is more of a sin than saving it in a jar in the fridge.
we live two blocks outside the area we can get fiber internet and i'm not bitter about that at all.
i dunno the homer has a separate bubble for the kids. that ranks the homer higher to me.
well tell the you in the analogy to care for their knives better. we have standards here on lemmy
Why do we all have mayonnaise in our fridges instead of béarnaise sauce?
It seems like it'd be useful to have a jar of béarnaise or hollandaise, but I have to make those. Can't buy good béarnaise or hollandaise. Good mayo is easy to get tho. WTF?
The Shortest Day by Susan Cooper
And so the Shortest Day came and the year died And everywhere down the centuries of the snow-white world Came people singing, dancing, To drive the dark away. They lighted candles in the winter trees; They hung their homes with evergreen; They burned beseeching fires all night long To keep the year alive. And when the new yearâs sunshine blazed awake They shouted, reveling. Through all the frosty ages you can hear them Echoing behind usâlisten! All the long echoes, sing the same delight, This Shortest Day, As promise wakens in the sleeping land: They carol, feast, give thanks, And dearly love their friends, And hope for peace. And now so do we, here, now, This year and every year. Welcome, Yule!
Oh Tuvix
Alt: Tuvix hangs his head in shame as Janebabe glares at him for failing to make her coffee
Text: tfw / you can genetically engineer anything but good coffee
Its a Teenage Dream
The Trekifying of other memes continues
I don't know how obscure I'm being but IDGAF
