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As a bass player (happily spoken for, but solidarity with the homies) I wholeheartedly support this message
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Drummer just watching the situation, twitching but not stopping with the drumming.
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You'd train the two finger picking technique at best with your girlfriend!
Pardon me! You're bassist. You don't have a girlfriend!The comic is from Martin Perscheid, who has left us far too early.
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Perscheid based as usual
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what about the drummer
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You fuck the drummer while the others are confused & arguing. You ALWAYS FUCK THE DRUMMER.
They’re the crazy ones so they’re good in bed
source: half the dudes I boned from 20-25
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What about the drummer?
Source: drummer 😂
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Drummers are next level. They're like that moment when your brain snaps into place and your tastes slowly turn fetishistic. One does not simply hit on a drummer, you gotta suffer a bit beforehand, wallow in that self-pity that you'll never be good enough for the rhythm section, then have your heart melt the tenth time you go to a concert of theirs and the drummer throws you a warm smile when they recognise you in the crowd (in which you've strategically placed yourself to be as visible as possible).
Uuuh, or so I've heard...
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As a bassist, I approve of this message.
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I second this. And it's totally not because I own and/or play the bass.
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Only works heterosexually.
If it's a lady-lovin'-lady bassist, then that is the norm.
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But if it’s a man-lovin’-lady bassist, do the flirting.
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Then when the drummer starts flirting with you, drop the bass!
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What if the bassist is the lead singer?
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Emphasize that you're not into them because they're the vocalist, but because they're the bassist. It'll give them an identity crisis.
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Flirt with the sound guy
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Which member of Shakey Graves would you flirt with, the vocalist, the lead guitar, or the drummer?
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Now is William Murderface's time.
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Which member of Shakey Graves would you flirt with, the vocalist, the lead guitar, or the drummer?
