Yes, we can all see Elon is embracing his heritage of brutal apartheid.

I mean, if you're the asshole for suggesting it, then I'm right there being an asshole with you. I still tip, because I want the people who serve me to be able to take care of themselves, but ideally, that shouldn't be my fucking responsibility. It should be their employer's. It's a fucking barbaric system that puts service workers' ability to put food on the table in the hands of entitled Karens and reduces them to begging for a decent wage.

There's a cider bar that opened in my town recently with a strict no-tipping policy, and holy shit, is it ever refreshing to not have to deal with that rigamarole.

If Punk wasn't a paranoid asshole who completely lost his fucking mind over the phrase "workers' rights", none of that shit would have happened.

Maybe the Bucks are a little immature, but they aren't the ones who spent months upon months throwing a tantrum and hitting people for no good reason.

I've been avoiding them for decades now. What they do to labor, what they do to suppliers, now this. And to top it all off, it's just a really unpleasant place to shop.

I didn't say I wanted the shit sandwich. I'm saying I don't trust them to keep the shit sandwich away from my plate.

Yeah, they've all done a bang-up job over the last four years.

The major reason is that the Parkland families agreed to take a smaller payout as part of the Onion deal. Therefore, it enables more of the creditors to actually get paid (as opposed to the other deal, where the Parkland families would get almost all the money and the rest of the creditors would be left hat-in-hand).

First Fenix, now this... FFS. If you're not going to use them, let them go.

I wouldn't dream of comparing Tony Khan to Vince McMahon as a human being, but this is a Vince move.

So after months of troubles with Triller TV, I decided to watch Full Gear through PPV.com, and it was absolutely flawless. No stutters, no weird error messages, no problems at all. Downsides are that they charge a "service fee" on top of the PPV cost (not much, a couple of bucks, but I hate that idea on principle) and they don't support paying through their Android app so I can't spend my Play Store credit on PPVs through them like I can through Triller. Still, the experience is so much better. I think I'll be using these guys, at least until Max carries the shows.

Maybe my first hint that I'm not entirely cis should have been that I've been married more than 5 years, and in a relationship with my wife more than 10, and I still love her more each passing day.

JR: He's got the heart of a lion!

Me: And the wiiiiings of a bat, BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!

Maybe he'll hook up with the Death Riders. Mox did say he was a good kid.

So far, the stream has been absolutely solid. I should have been buying shows from these guys all along.

I mean, it kinda is. He set this whole thing in motion with all the devil shit last year.

I'm surprised Christian Cage isn't getting in on that action.

Fucking Rizzler lives the gimmick though. Gotta hand it to him.

Yeah, I decided to try them because Triller hasn't been working right on my Shield for the last few shows. Hopefully these guys do better.

Oh, I can't wait to see that. Don't think I'll get to this weekend, but I'm really excited for it. Have fun!

I'n trying out PPV.com tonight... Let's see how it goes.

Big Justice is a better promo than his dad.