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Justas🇱🇹

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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The Truman Show
  • In Lithuanian one (they called it the Aquarium, but the idea was the same) two people fucked under the sheets and they broadcasted that on TV, causing massive uproar because apparently the audience wasn't really ready for that.

  • Chinese Ship’s Crew Suspected of Deliberately Dragging Anchor for 100 Miles to Cut Baltic Cables
  • I think Denmark should grow some balls and restrict access to Kattegat for Russian and Russia-bound vessels.

  • Russian ruble
  • Yes, I expected to at least find a financial instrument tied to a USD - RUB value, like a CFD, but I couldn't find any.

  • The difference between Russian and American authoritarianism
  • Not even that. In an oligarchy, a country is ruled by large business interests, overtly or covertly. Russia is run by Vladimir Putin, who is not a businessman (but a former intelligence officer) and killed a bunch of so called oligarchs when he took power. USA might be much closer to a real oligarchy than Russia is.

  • Collapse of Earth's main ocean water circulation system is already happening
  • Permian Triassic extinction event is the one most similar to current situation.

    The level of atmospheric carbon dioxide rose from around 400 ppm to 2,500 ppm with approximately 3,900 to 12,000 gigatonnes of carbon being added to the ocean-atmosphere system during this period.[22] Several other contributing factors have been proposed, including the emission of carbon dioxide from the burning of oil and coal deposits ignited by the eruptions;[27][28] emissions of methane from the gasification of methane clathrates;[29] emissions of methane by novel methanogenic microorganisms nourished by minerals dispersed in the eruptions;

  • Forget "gif" vs "jif" debate. How does one pronounce "Forgejo"?

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    Baltic artillery tower cutaway, 16th century AD
  • I've been there a few years back, they have a museum and everything.

  • Conservatives announce new innocuous thing they're terrified of
  • Tbh, this is what fringe right-wing media and s supposed to do. If you attack a real organisation over bullshit reasons, they can sue you for libel. So they make something up. See also: War on Christmas by hbomberguy

  • Vlog [MoringMark]
  • I totally expected that ending.

  • Mama said go to school and don't be a ditch digger
  • Some days I want to drop everything and go dig ditches.

  • World map showing whether countries have more males or females
  • Yup. In Lithuania, women tend to live 10-15 years longer, hence the surplus of women.

  • we must dissent
  • I think that the video used in this clip provides a very good contrast to what she is saying.

  • we must dissent

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    What book(s) are you currently reading or listening? November 19
  • I just finished Terry Pratchett's "Feet of Clay" and it was great.

  • Reality you can't find in fiction
  • At this point, I think aliens would do a better job.

  • Wilno vs Memel debate

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    Anon misses a hint
  • Ah, 1.317 m/s then.

  • Anon misses a hint
  • 0.66 m/s ?

  • Musk Creates Second AI to Disprove First One, Instantly Regrets Decision
  • Third AI urges Elon Musk to think about legacy, reconnect with children.

  • No, Your iPhone Is Not ‘Mysteriously Rebooting’: Here’s What’s Happening
  • I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

  • Patterns on this watermelon

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    A sewage treatment vehicle that spells "p00p" in Lithuanian, number plate cost 2500 euros, advertising value: priceless

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    Muh pea sandwich (OC)

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    I know what's there but I still want to see it

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    And they built a crooked house

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    Top of my head looked back at me in this photo

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    Shitty Battlestations @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I should organise my cables better

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    Hey guys, did you miss Šaškė?

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    Aliens infiltrate the government and business elites of humanity, but possess more empathy and care more for people than the sociopathic human elites

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    I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to

    Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of reciprocity.

    Forming parasocial relationships is fine.

    Fapping (masturbating) to nsfw content is fine (unless it is illegal or unethical).

    But forming a parasocial relationship with someone you fap to feels like cheating if you are in a relationship and a poor substitute for a relationship if you are single.

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    I am not a ______; you can share me.

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    This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments)

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    I bought a car with a bad engine

    A year ago I bought my wife a Mazda CX-5 diesel and paid 10K for it. Now I found out that it has an engine defect that will be extremely expensive to repair, so the car is a write-off, at best I can get 2K back.

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    It took me way too long to realise wtf I was doing

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    In the Past, by Petras Lukošius

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    Why can't Strings in String Theory be replaced with Springs?

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    Vanity license plates @lemmy.world Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    M1ND1S

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