Gilead is wonderful, isn't it?

/s

Lol. I know.

Meanwhile, people are raising hell when grid battery installations are announced. So much so that the instructions are then cancelled.

So stupid

Send them to fight in Ukraine. Let them pick a side too.

When they ask why, tell them this is what would happen if there was no NATO. They would be drafted into the war. Just like in WW2.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Just pay through the nose

Wait til you hit 40-50.

You get a new responsibility: taking care of your fossilizing body.
Moisturizing after your shower to prevent dry itchy skin Gel in your mouth to prevent it from drying out during your sleep. Must go to bed at regular times or else you sleep like shit

They will once people start putting swastikas them

Maybe if they made an android app that works on phones and tablets.

Android app Currently only works on androidTV boxes if you can figure out how to create 2 Apple accounts

I heard leopards are getting obese on eating so many faces

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I'm sure most Americans will believe it.

Too fragile for my tastes

Here I thought it was a colostomy bag

I think the boot lickers will change their minds when it starts to affect them.

It's Disney-Marvel.

They can't make movies that are worth watching.

FYI During the making of CA:BNW, they had reshoots of reshoots. Macky himself flipped out over shooting without a script.

This movie is gonna suck. Expect it

There are spelling mistakes in 3 of the 4 lines.

For those who don't get it https://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

No. This idea has worked in other places.

Think of it as a genital strike.

for those who didn't see the show, the goal of the game is you have to trace the outline without breaking the cookie.

It's more like: wut! I gotta get off my couch and what in line. Fuck that. It can't be that bad.

Oh it's going to be bad now but don't worry about voting again. He said so. You can stay on your couch and never vote again...even if you really want to.

If someone can unlock your phone when you are unconscious or dead, it's only identification. Not authentication