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Naich

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unforgettable date
  • She would probably prefer a pizza.

  • PETA's fox pub name row 'undermines real issues'
  • Shitting themselves for attention again.

  • Santa is dreaming of a white Christmas
  • "Being right wing"? So they were advocating fiscal restraint and a small government? Were they saying that capitalism and the free market is better than a planned economy?

    Or were they just being offensive because they are arseholes?

  • GB News invite Trump to 'invade Britain'
  • Aww it's little Darren Grimes soiling himself for attention again.

  • Bumblebee population increases 116 times over in 'remarkable' Scotland rewilding project
  • It's always great to read stories like these. It shows that something can be done if there is the will to do it.

  • CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1
  • Someone swallowed a dictionary.

  • Yemeni fighters reportedly join Russia's war in Ukraine
  • The thumbnail is goatse, but when you expand it, it becomes boopy.

  • Using Windows for business is torture
  • Microsoft spends millions (maybe billions) on advertising and PR. They give massive discounts to get big companies hooked on their products. Most people aren't even aware there is a choice.

  • Trump hush-money case sentencing postponed indefinitely
  • It must be nice to never have to face any consequences for your actions.

  • My parents drooling void
  • Bless. Drool = happy kitty.

  • Biden calls ICC warrant for Israeli PM 'outrageous'
  • Fuck me, that's some selective outrage there.

  • The last blurry close up I ever took of Dorrit, the best cat ever.
  • Never known a cat like her. Whatever you were doing, she would be there, wanting to be part of it. When we had work zoom meetings from home people would ask where she was if she didn't turn up. She was feisty and precious to her last day.

  • The last blurry close up I ever took of Dorrit, the best cat ever.

    RIP Dorrit. I miss you every day.

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    I heard it was black cat Friday.

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    lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies
  • Looks like it's from the Mail - an absolute shitrag of a newspaper, written by cunts for cunts.

  • Mastodon sees a boost from the 'X exodus,' too, founder says
  • This will surely please John Mastodon.

  • M4A
  • The man whose brain worm starved to death.

  • It's not easy being me
  • He's had a busy day. Give him some treats.

  • www.bbc.co.uk Tommy Robinson jailed for contempt of court

    He was jailed for republishing and distributing untrue claims about a Syrian refugee.

    Tommy Robinson jailed for contempt of court

    Good.

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    Cats With Jobs @lemmy.world Naich @lemmings.world

    Rubbish Barman

    I tried to order a round of drinks but he just blinked at me.

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    The glamorous world of home brewing

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    Steve and Katy singing

    video.everythingbagel.me VID20240427122630

    Steve and Katy give it some wark wark oustide the window.

    VID20240427122630
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    www.bbc.co.uk Diego Garcia: What is on the secretive UK-US island in the Indian Ocean?

    BBC reporter gains access to the remote ocean territory despite UK and US attempts to stop her.

    Diego Garcia: What is on the secretive UK-US island in the Indian Ocean?
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    Gullfriends - A place to appreciate friendly sea gulls

    Gullfriends

    lemmings.world/c/gullfriends

    Herring gulls live for 20 years, mate for life, and are intelligent social birds. This is a place to appreciate positive interactions with the little skwarkers. They are on the red endangered list in the UK and a protected species, so let's all be nice to them.

    Never mind the crow bros, here's the gullfriends.

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    Steve brings Katy along for a cheese biscuit

    video.everythingbagel.me Steve and Katy

    Steven Seagull enjoys a cheese biscuit. He had brought his girlfriend, Katy along but she was too shy to partake.

    Steve and Katy

    Steve (the second) enjoys a biscuit but Katy can't muster the courage to have one.

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    Spot doing some shoulder surfing

    Spot was a gullfriend until he started banging on the window with his beak to demand treats at all times of the day and night. Now he doesn't get any more food.

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    A present from Steve

    We have a gullfriend called Steve who we made friends with ages ago. She disappeared for a few months, but then came back. We gave her some currants, she flew off, and then came back with this present for us. Nest making material of sticks and feathers. Thanks Steve!

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    Anyone remember the name of a TV horror anthology series set in a gentleman's club?

    It was black and white but maybe from the 60s? Each week was up to 3 people telling a different horror story to their fellow club members.

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    Can non-airborne viruses become airborne through mutation?

    For example, would it be possible for an STD or malaria to become airborne?

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    Five seconds later, she fell off and then looked at me like it was my fault

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    You can't beat spinach and egg

    Not possible. It is the best combination to put on a pizza and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

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    Get on. No time to explain.

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    A fun way to spend the evening next Thursday

    An opportunity like this only comes round once or twice a lifetime. Make the most of watching Tories lose their seats with this bingo game.

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    Austria to ‘Super-Speeders’: We’re Taking Your Car

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    I don't park on the road with the plebs

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    Asking nicely obviously didn't work, maybe being passive-aggressive will?

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