Microrubbers sounds like condoms for guys with unfortunate situations in their pants though

Bob Loblaw is about to give a low blow to Lowes

War? What is it good for?

And here I was thinking political assassins have a keen interest in horseback riding and swinging mallets

There's a reason why it's common for people to occasionally want to camp out in the middle of nowhere with no technology for a bit. If I read about some horrible news like a grandma getting shot picking olives on her own land I try to follow it up with something more lighthearted such as kittens hugging puppies. Like eating pickled ginger as a pallette cleanser between sushi.

It can be beneficial for a lot of sports

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I'm walking right back out...to tell the secretary I'd like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

There is a theory that natural human psychology wasn't made to handle all of the world's atrocities. People experience a "bad news burnout" because some of us constantly feel disappointed in humans as a race by hearing/seeing sociopathic behavior on an international level every day.

There are a lot of people who take the approach of "If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win".

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?

Man, I hate dealing with contractors too

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don't be lazy. You can type with your toes.

Clearly made such a big impact that it eliminated the need for future littering PSAs

What name are you accusing me of calling you? Lol I accused you of things you never said? What you said was so racist that it was deleted by a mod. Haven't seen gaslighting like this since I accidentally watched Trump debate highlights.

Friendly one, aren't ya?

I guess genocide just isn't my kind of humor

That's definitely in the top 5 most ignorantly racist things I've heard/read this year

Any "human" that feels ok with locking their kid in a drawer is not fit for society. That's not like forgetting to feed your dog one time.

Regardless of whether she was too mentally deficient to understand what she was doing or she consciously tortured this child. It's highly unlikely that someone could put a child, their own child, through that nightmare and all of a sudden turn a new leaf. 7 years is far far far too light of a sentence, this "mother" is a danger to others.

That's what you tell the kids as you take the drone behind the barn