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I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement

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BLASTing
  • My guess is this meme was taken from some social media site that suppresses non-advertiser friendly content so anything that isn’t totally milquetoast on a facile level is censored, ex. “crap” would become “cr*p”

  • Herorule
  • “At Minecraft Arby’s, you’re supposed to dip your Classic French Dip & Swiss hero into the au jus brine!”

    “Hero?… Brine? I like that name”

  • Welcome to Big-D
  • There’s a place and time for that type of commentary. Cynicism on this post should be focused the advertiser and algorithms.

  • Welcome to Big-D
  • Everything is bigger in Texas. The whales are just so astronomically huge there that you haven’t been able to identify them as whales yet. Keep a lookout for anything a mile and a half in diameter and five miles long that’s making whale noises and alert your nearest Starfleet base.

  • 27 November 1979
  • Jon doesn’t want people breaking his windshield just to steal his suction cup Garfield plushie

  • Do you think being left-handed gives any unique qualities or advantages compares to other right handed?
  • Lefthandedness increases your probability of becoming a U.S. president

  • That Feeling
  • Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.

  • Thanks
  • Yo where’s my Joe Bi Dom at?

  • Ken Burns is in your future
  • All I got was Star Wars

  • "The **Most open** Operating System"
  • Oral surgeons beg to differ

  • [MOC] My submission for R. R. Slugger’s Mechtropolis community build event
  • Thank you! I think those part usages that you mentioned all came from when I had dumped out my parts bin for uncommon parts that are large and/or rarely used. The croc tail in particular scaled nicely and was already a separate piece since I had used the body in a Star Wars MOC. Nice Part Usage is one of my favorite parts of MOCs and sets — there are a lot more NPUs in this post if you look closely, like a basketball hoop on the coffee pot, the white robot’s handlebar speedo, the Bionicle desk chair, and the pith hat toilet.

  • Breaking the AI
  • Cheat by using a stack overflow error to hang more than 10

  • I'm sure everyone remembers
  • Nuclear winter actually

  • Its time
  • *Burger’s (the owner is an example of nominative determinism)

  • Rubber ducks rock, programmers suck.
  • If the rubber duck can drive the Jeep then why do I need to pay my Uber?

  • Brian Eno - On Some Faraway Beach

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    This Planet's On Fire (Burn In Hell)
  • Tragedy is a part of life

    Yes. And tragedy is categorically bad, and tragedies cannot be experienced by that which is not alive (i.e. non-sentient). Thusly, a total absence of (sentient) life would be a total absence of tragedies and vice versa; in other words, sentient life and tragedy are virtually biconditional. The continuation of sentient life and tragedy is wholly avoidable if the relevant capable parties were willing, and it can often be abated on a small scale on an individual basis.

  • This Planet's On Fire (Burn In Hell)
  • What is the acceptable level of tragedy to impart upon a non-consenting progeny? I vote for zero

  • Shaun
  • This comic makes me feel so Shawn

  • Ideal world rule

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    Ideal world

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    After Lewis made the Greek columns and started to use the green blocks, I thought he was going to make Apollo’s giant green hand from Star Trek

    Lewis talked about getting into Lego’s modular buildings in Duncan’s recent Chained Together series and they must be seeping into his subconscious

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    King Crimson - Epitaph

    RIP Peter Sinfield

    “The fate of all mankind, I see, is in the hands of fools”

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world Squorlple @lemmy.world

    Perry would never

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    Love her or hate her, she’s spitting rule facts

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    Love her or hate her, she’s spitting facts

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    Political Memes @lemmy.world Squorlple @lemmy.world

    The popular vote is very telling about human nature

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    Dooku’s conversation with Yaddle by the Great Tree expresses futility, blame, and loss of faith in the wake of grief in such a profound way

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    John Lennon - Remember

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    How am I supposed to get a job when I am Job?

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    Quantum compooter

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    Pokemon @lemmy.world Squorlple @lemmy.world

    I’m just now realizing that he has a tail and that isn’t a third leg

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    Money MUST be exchanged for goods and services

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    Money MUST be exchanged for goods and services

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    David Bowie - Fantastic Voyage

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    Can God create a snail so iron-filled that he himself cannot affect it?

    Referencing Judges 1:19 - “And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.”

    And Chrysomallon squamiferum, “the only known extant animal that incorporates iron sulfide into its skeleton (into both its sclerites and into its shell as an exoskeleton)”.

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    I made these things out of Lego

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    Haul from the grand opening of Bricks & Minifigs in Novi, MI

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    The first 300 customers received this custom printed torso. Even though the queue to enter stretched to almost behind the building when I got in line and I had to wait 1 1/2 hours after the opening to even enter, I was still able to acquire one of these torsos. To celebrate the opening, there was a giant inflatable(?) minifigure in the parking lot, a live string band outside, free coffee and build-a-minifigure, displays by MichLUG, and Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader cosplayers. So glad to have a B&M nearby (but my wallet won’t be happy about it)

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