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Winged_Hussar

My name is Matt. I enjoy helping people with technology related issues. I also like adorable animals.

Je suis seul car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel

Et je meurs car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel

Comme les marins, qui fument des cigarettes sur le canal, ah.

Mais Excel ne sera pas appris aujourd

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How to properly test my internet speed from ISP?
  • Tons of good advice here - I personally use speed.cloudflare.com for QOS issues as it will do a few different sized tests.

  • Enjoy your Thanksgiving feast - from the Opossums community
  • Looks like a nice little feast it's got there.

    💚 Happy Thanksgiving all

  • 'It's a bird! It's a plane!' In Alaska, it's both, with a pilot tossing turkeys to rural homes
  • "The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"

    Always fun to share on thanksgiving: https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ

  • The Online Gambling Epidemic [28:03]
  • The section on parlays really rang true for me. Our Fantasy football friend group has multiple guys who will post just insane 6+ leg parlays and say stuff like "Damn, I was so close!"

    They justify it because it's only a few dollars, but would pay out a ton. Feels no different than scratchers to me.

    It also got so bad with people only posting their wins that there's a 'rule' now that you have to post the bet when you make it, not after it hits.

    Like Drew, I lost ~$50 a few years back and haven't touched it since. But I've seen more and more friends get into it.

    I'm just waiting for the eventual "refer a friend bonus and get $x in free bets" to be posted on our chat. Wouldn't expect anything less from betting companies than combing gambling with a pseudo pyramid scheme.

  • Ⓑⓤⓝ Ⓐⓛⓔⓡⓣ!

    Very round bun alert!

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    Kitchen Nightmares - Amy's Baking Company [Full Episode]
  • Miranda and the other workers there have insane patience... Not being able to touch the POS machine when Sammie can't work it, not getting tips, getting shit back from Amy whenever they relay information back to her ... Wow

  • What’s the worst Harry Potter theory you’ve ever heard?
  • I'd agree - plus it's interesting to think what might have become of the Dursley's of they hadn't had to watch over him then.

    I think my main question with it is that no one else Harry spends a lot of time with turns that way. Although, you could definitely argue that it's because everyone else are wizards, or that the others he did live with were at Hogwarts and there's some sort of protection.

    Dumbledore also may have figured out horcruxs sooner to if Harry was infecting the Dursley's

    Theory has a lot going for it though!

  • hmmm
  • Wtf, why didn't you tell me you were coming over?

    (Thankfully not nearly as steep)

  • Filling PC Coolant with a Vacuum
  • Neat! What is the software you used to create the sketch?

  • Fernando after carrying the whole team on his back
  • What are the leaf blower looking things they're sticking in the orange car?

  • Baby red panda dies due to 'stress caused by fireworks,' renewing calls to ban their public sale
  • 😭

    So susceptible to stres. Zoos often lack enough cover and "hide away" spots for them. Poor thing

  • Possible Steam Fix for Lagging Mouse / Game Freezing

    Seems that the most recent Steam upgrade has caused some Linux user's game to lag after ~30 minutes. Restarting fixes the issue

    However, there are other fixes that may eliminate the need to restart like adding to the launch arguments of the game:

    LD_PRELOAD=

    dxvk Github Issue

    Valve Software Steam Github

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    manul
  • Manul

  • Did Trump vote? Could he have?
  • While Florida generally makes it challenging for people in the state with felony convictions to regain their voting rights, former President Donald Trump had no issue casting a ballot for himself Tuesday in Palm Beach.

    ...

    Under Florida law, if a voter has an out-of-state conviction, Florida will defer to that state’s laws for how a felon can regain his or her voting rights. Former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris.

    For Trump, that means he will benefit from a 2021 New York law that allows people with felony convictions to vote as long as they’re not serving a term of incarceration at the time of the election.

  • [Discussion] What games are you playing on your deck? - November 2024
  • Loop Hero . Picked it up for last week for just under $5 and it's been a lot of fun.

    It's an Indie rogue-like with a surprising amount going on.

    My favorite being is that it mixes a deck builder rogue-like with building a world each run.

    The "permanent upgrades" (outside of the game-loop) are pretty interesting as well- building a village/city and managing supplies.

  • No Man's Sky dev pulls out all the stops to fix a player's buggy save with 611 hours of playtime at risk: 'I promise to hawk that bug and fix it'
  • For any AAA dev? Probably, or if you're Ubisoft you might also ban their account just for being needy

  • Stick em up

    Alt: image of a cowboy hat wearing Kirby propped up on cowboy boots. The Kirby has a gun and to the right says "you have yeed your last haw, partner"

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    Kitty!

    Alt text: Image of a opossum with cat ears with the text "I am good kitty"

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    Need to find a 7 Eleven

    Alt: Image of a bag of chips ($1.99) at a 7 Eleven gas station. The flavor the chips is "Hot Dog" by the brand Big Bite

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    For When Peace is an Option

    Alt Text: The image shows Hyrule Castle from the game Super Smash Bros., divided into various sections with humorous labels. The top part of the castle is labeled 'Weenie Hut Junior,' the middle portion is 'Hyrule Fight Club,' and the bottom section has multiple smaller zones labeled 'Death or Glory,' 'Freedom,' 'Literally nobody wants to be here,' and one simply labeled 'F***.' Kirby, the pink round character from the game, is floating on the right side with his name 'KIRBY' next to him."

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    Custom Kirby Game Boy by OSKUNK

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/19004801

    > Artist Links > - Blogger > - Instagram > - Official Shop

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    What has been your favorite or most memorable GW2 moment?

    Could be an expansion release, guild drama, random encounter, etc.

    Mine would be when I was a newer player doing a Twilight Arbor dungeon run with veterans and I enabled "Plant Mode".

    I was the classic Longbow ranger with Stalker who had no idea wtf was going on. We got to the wardens on Leurent's path (up) and it was not going well, I kept going down. The others in my party kept reviving me but in doing so were downed and then killed. The champ probably had about 2% health left when I was the last one standing and I am sweating IRL - mainly nervous that I'm going to get chewed out by the other party members if I can't finish the fight.

    One of the party members types "Just spam all your buttons!" so I start clicking anything and everything (yes, was a mouse ability clicker back then... how times have changed).

    I don't think I had ever used my elite at that point, mainly because I didn't understand it. I just knew it said something about plants. Ended up clicking Take Root and was instantly felt dread. My character was locked down and I couldn't move as I became enshrouded with plant matter.

    As if to further cement the absolute embarrassment that was washing over me, the same party member goes "Plant mode?!".

    I seriously considered alt+F4'ing to hide from my shame - only to realize that I wasn't taking any damage anymore... And that there were seed turrets spawning all over as if to save me. They started attacking the Champ and it ticked down another % or so - it was so close to dying!

    Then my protective plant shroud disappeared and I was running again, desperately trying to live. However, I was still so low from before I had initially cast the elite that I was quickly downed. Instantly I spammed "Lick Wounds" (As many downs in the open world had taught me).

    As I inched closer to death another party members says "OMG It's so close". Fractions of a second before I was about to die my pet starts reviving me - and it happens. One of the slow arching shots of the plant mortar near me lands the final blow on the champion and I revive - I was absolutely stunned.

    My party was absolutely ecstatic and kept typing things like "Plant mode ftw" and "Salad mvp". In that moment I felt like I was a seasoned GW2 player just like the rest.

    Definitely died to the root attack from the nightmare tree just moments after that though.

    Picture of my character roughly around the time

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    Curby

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17973973

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    A real pickle

    Wienermobile flips onto its side near Chicago suburbs.

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    On, my heart will go

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    Costco Better Watch Out!

    (Not actually, Ikea dogs are extremely average)

    Image: Photo of 3 different hot dogs. Normal ¢75, veggie dog ¢65, and Plant-based ¢70.

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    The Story of Vermont's Jekyll & Hyde

    The story of Clarence Adams. (Spoilers in the Wikipedia article)

    TLDW - spoilers!

    spoiler

    The culprit of a 15 year spree of burglaries is found to be none other than one of the most respected members of the community Clarence Adams. At the time of the burglaries, Adams was not only a selectmen of his town of Chester, but also one of the most determined in the criminal's apprehension offering his own money for their capture.

    However, Adams is caught after his 15 year spree when he accidentally triggers another town member's trap in the towns mill and is shot in the leg.

    After his death, rumors came out about Adams' ability to cheat death. 19 years after his death, burglaries were still being blamed on him.

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    What's Your Favorite Style of Dog?

    Alt Text: A delicious looking Chicago Style Hot Dog

    What style of dog is your favorite? Mine would be a Portillos Chicago Style Dog

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    Too many to count :(

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    Sonoran Dog

    Popular in Tucson, Phoenix | Bacon wrapped hotdog, grilled bun, beans, both grilled and fresh minced onion, tomato, tomatillo+jalapeno salsa, mayo, and mustard. Served with a bacon-wrapped chili stuffed with cheese.

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    #ACAB

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    Not always after trash

    Alt: Image of a Raccoon smelling some light purple flowers

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    Pizza Beam Shot

    Flashlight: Big 'ol incandescent Maglite

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    Using Craigslist to make a band

    Pretty humorous imo. Someday, I too wish to be "Hello Fresh" famous

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