Hey leave jelly roll out of it.

I don't want fealty, I want empathy.

Ok so you're west of me and not east of me, but we agree on the need for basic life skills in the curriculum here. How not to bounce a check and fluid dynamics.

if everyone understood basic fluid dynamics concepts

Man, y'all have a much higher bar over there.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1737915646/one-day-we-will-wake-up-to-his-obituary

Unfortunately they are not available in bulk.

My introduction to Jimi Hendrix and Danny tenaglia. My buddy gave me this single as a joke in 7th grade but it changed my life.

Wait, what the fuck, I ate dinner at Thatcher McGees earlier today. I love the internet.

Things about the 80s were pretty great, but the widespread parental neglect is probably why following generations are having this reaction.

Watch him do it anyway.

Maybe don't be a dick

Every single thing. I'd be totally unsurprised if they were actually eating dogs.

Looks like a jersey jughandle. Searched for an article explainer and found the source image.

https://www.fhwa.dot.gov/publications/research/safety/07032/

Good luck, countryman. We're with you.

Because in my version of America we look out for each other, even the assholes who don't subscribe. Helping regardless sends exactly the right message.

Boone is 3300 feet above sea level, in fact.

Y'all must be too young for batboy.

Sorry to focus on this point but gas is subject to a fairly fluid global market. I've been driving a car since Clinton and have never noticed Republicans being better for gas prices or the price of anything, if anything it's the opposite.

Get out of the left lane if you're just gonna sit typing on your phone.

Hey now, I love pussy. Lets go with “cowards”.

To add to this, just open a vanguard account. its quite simple to purchase their ETFs of various flavors. You can set up an IRA, an investment account, whatever you wanna do and its all low pressure.