Cats are like 80% loose skin

Guess I'll throw out this whole cooked turkey. Even took the time to spatchcock

I'm stealing this

Or, one of the original punk bands, DOA

technically, no one lives a 24 hour day

Toyota Sienna? Is this the russian soccer mom embassy?

Well, this would have been more helpful last week. Before we got our turkey. Maybe some people who wait until the day of thanksgiving to do their shopping month see this.

If the writing sucks, then talk about how the writing sucks. If I see someone crying "woke bs" without backing anything up I'm going to automatically assume that person is a bigoted moron.

You mean the clit mouse?

Ok sure but when I do it I get kicked out of the grocery store

I agree they need new borders. Way too damn square.

Every few weeks in the bay area subreddit, 20 posts of "dId AnYoNe FeEl ThE eArThQuAkE?"

But what about all the warnings Biden has given them!

I was more getting at Israel knowing Trump isn't going to do shit about them indiscriminately bombing everyone around them

Bets on it starting right back up Jan 22

With the right equipment, every ATM is free!

Its a beige alert!

This is so fucking relevant in the IT field

Right? If I'm going to get a vehicle that big it better have a 120mm cannon at least.

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