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"Humans are just imperfect crabs." - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Thanksgiving with MAGA
  • Mikael Trotsky Gorbechevs?

    seriously tho what is the russian MTG equiv? I bet whatever it is, right now it's squatting on a curb smoking a filterless cig

  • Car tyres shed a quarter of all microplastics in the environment – urgent action is needed
  • we could probably manage traffic much easier if switching was controlled vs. random drivers...

  • Dyk, Bobby?
  • Thanks

  • Dyk, Bobby?
  • Thanks!

  • 'You deceived millions of us!': Trump fans tell him they're outraged over Navy pick
  • everyone is going to suffer, but yeah, it'll be briefly entertaining to see the leopards eating their faces.

  • "Satellite" photos of Middle Earth
  • every dwarf you ever tossed, every elf tree you've ever pissed on, every ork you've orphaned are down there. just think about it.

  • Dyk, Bobby?
  • I read a while ago that trees attempt to reduce competition by dropping their leaves to prevent saplings growing too near. Was that all bunk?

  • Fellow Americans, which family member are you not looking forward to seeing for Thanksgiving that you know will bring up politics?
  • He’s something else. Sweet man most the time, but full-on Maga.

    this is something I can't comprehend - how do they turn the hate on and off?

  • Ken Burns is in your future
  • I think you may misunderstand. <edit or I'm misreading your replies>

    Jacob's book covers an all in exchange. everyone goes max. very little in the northern hemisphere would survive. a bit of planning, all the planning in the world - neither will save you when each side is maximizing the amount of fallout with ground strikes with megaton weapons.

    the 'lucky' folk in the southern hemisphere will just have to wait until the after effects catch up to them.

    Jacob's scenario is megadeaths to gigadeaths - literally a billion dead directly (flash/blast/etc) and multiple billions dead shortly after. Krepinevich's scenario is a few terrorists with tactical weapons.

    these are wildly different things.

    <edit I don't think you're meaning to downplay the seriousness of any kind of major nuclear exchange, but just underestimating how seriously civilization ending it is>

  • Ken Burns is in your future
  • shelter in a basement for a week (and emerge to a troubled but liveable world.)

    give this a read sometime. https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/748264/nuclear-war-by-annie-jacobsen/

    I don't think anyone's going to hold up for a week then find the world very livable. even the areas not eradicated by direct strikes will suffer terribly from the food shortages and collapsing societies.

  • Ken Burns is in your future
  • You’re underestimating your chances of survival and how much you’ll want to.

    yes, you too can live out the remainder of your miserable days scrambling for rat meat in the irradiated future.

    of course, the desire to live, to survive, overcomes a lot, but 'want to live' I think is stretching it a bit.

  • Ken Burns is in your future
  • pfft. enlist when you're 18, you'll get a whole new war.

  • Trump’s Gorka pick met with outrage: he’s ‘as dangerous as he is unqualified’
  • gish gallop governance: deploy so much bullshit your opposition will not know where to start.

  • Help us please
  • Democrats are not the problem here.

    no amount of facts are going to sway the 'but both SIDES BAD UNNHH' no matter how much you try to rub the data in their stupid faces.

    A plurality of morons voted directly against their own best interests or there was some gigantic, undetectable fraud. Either way, country's fucked.