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Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by his favorite conservative podcasters and commentators, proud friends reported.
The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for the fifth year in a row, according to jealous sources on 4Chan.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly forced his weekly game night attendees to play Crimes Against Humanity for the twelfth consecutive Saturday.
Thanks. Wasn't sure where it came from
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I did not make this. I found this in a TPUSA-trolling FB page comment section.
I will look into this. Have thought about setting up something for when maintenance is happening.
Matt Gaetz said Thursday he is withdrawing his name form consideration as President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for U.S. attorney general.
Hacker gains access to testimony in Gaetz investigations
A hacker gained access to witness testimony related to investigations into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), who resigned from Congress last week after President
A hacker gained access to witness testimony related to investigations into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), who resigned from Congress last week after President-elect Trump tapped him for attorney general, multiple news outlets reported Tuesday.
The unidentified person, using the name “Altam Beezley,” downloaded the information on Monday afternoon, according to The New York Times, which was the first to report on the breach.
The file contained 24 exhibits and is said to include testimony from a woman who said she had sex with Gaetz when she was 17, and testimony from another woman who said she witnessed the encounter, according to The Times.
The Times and CBS News reported that the file is part of a civil defamation case. The Times also reported it includes sealed files from the Justice Department and House Ethics Committee.
The materials do not appear to have been made public. Interest in the files may be at an all-time high, given Gaetz’s looming confirmation process.
The Ethics Committee has been investigating Gaetz for years over allegations of sexual misconduct and illicit drug use, among other claims. Gaetz, whom the Justice Department declined to charge after investigating the same matters, has vigorously denied wrongdoing.
The Florida Republican resigned from Congress as the release of the Ethics Committee’s report was imminent, a source familiar with the matter told The Hill last week.
While the panel doesn’t generally release information about former lawmakers, the committee is facing mounting pressure to make its findings public.
Senators on both sides of the aisle have said they would like to see the report as they mull whether to confirm Gaetz as the nation’s top prosecutor, and on Monday Rep. Susan Wild (D-Pa.), the top Democrat on the Ethics Committee, said she thinks the report should be released.
I've always wanted a "war on christmas" veteran hat
Ah yes I saw this. FAFO.
An army of dads from across the nation descended upon the capital in a wave of cargo shorts and socks with sandals to protest skyrocketing power bills due to the surge in AI usage, White House insiders report.
Hope this is allowed
Online activist Clark Dawson advanced the slow march to world peace and unity by commenting “do better” on a sponsored Instagram post for a new line of Baked Lays, confirmed multiple sources.
An army of dads from across the nation descended upon the capital in a wave of cargo shorts and socks with sandals to protest skyrocketing power bills due to the surge in AI usage, White House insiders report.
Three arrows iron front. Just messing up the pic so the nazis can't use it for propaganda.
Link is broken for me.
Hell yeah! So glad to hear about this. This is exactly what I'm talking about. If we want to make the world better we need to start in our own backyards and actually take some responsibility for it by putting in the work doing what we can when we can.
The intro is very Frutiger Aero (Episode of Cousin Skeeter)
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BOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed man Greg Thiede has blown the fucking roof off the party by doing weird things with his arms. “Whoa! The cracking noises coming out of this guy...
The satirical newspaper plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.
Never really did though. Anyone who is actually excited by establishment democrats isn't really any kind of leftist.
I'm not OP but have you ever been to the techno museum? My friend wanted to go last time we were there but we didn't have time.
Also, always funny when I see liberals downvoting truthful articles about their beloved democrats being shitty, too.
Adam Schiff is fucking useless.
Liberals did. Not the Left.
WASHINGTON—Citing their ready availability and consistent quality, a report released Monday by the Brookings Institution confirmed that, as far as oyster crackers go, the nation is doing pretty good. “The United States is currently in a very respectable place in terms of oyster crackers, and at pres...
Magats on the internet are saying it to women
It could be on another instance. I see no problem with that.