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seahorse [Ohio]

I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance

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thehardtimes.net Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist

Conservative Tanner Oakenson recently committed his life to destroying all forms of fictional child abuse invented by his favorite conservative podcasters and commentators, proud friends reported.

Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist
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thehardtimes.net Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch

The annual holiday gift exchange at Clarkson Valley Police Department consisted entirely of Punisher items for the fifth year in a row, according to jealous sources on 4Chan.

Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch
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thehardtimes.net Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly forced his weekly game night attendees to play Crimes Against Humanity for the twelfth consecutive Saturday.

Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night
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Meet jd vance's secret love child CD Vance
  • Thanks. Wasn't sure where it came from

  • Memes @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Meet jd vance's secret love child CD Vance

    I did not make this. I found this in a TPUSA-trolling FB page comment section.

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    Memes @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Should have said something...

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    Would it be possible to get a status page?
  • I will look into this. Have thought about setting up something for when maintenance is happening.

  • Memes @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Catting intensifies

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    United States | News & Politics @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social
    ground.news Matt Gaetz withdraws from attorney general consideration

    Matt Gaetz said Thursday he is withdrawing his name form consideration as President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for U.S. attorney general.

    Matt Gaetz withdraws from attorney general consideration
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    United States | News & Politics @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Hacker gains access to testimony in Gaetz investigations

    ground.news Hacker gains access to testimony in Gaetz investigations: reports

    A hacker gained access to witness testimony related to investigations into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), who resigned from Congress last week after President

    Hacker gains access to testimony in Gaetz investigations: reports

    A hacker gained access to witness testimony related to investigations into former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), who resigned from Congress last week after President-elect Trump tapped him for attorney general, multiple news outlets reported Tuesday.

    The unidentified person, using the name “Altam Beezley,” downloaded the information on Monday afternoon, according to The New York Times, which was the first to report on the breach.

    The file contained 24 exhibits and is said to include testimony from a woman who said she had sex with Gaetz when she was 17, and testimony from another woman who said she witnessed the encounter, according to The Times.

    The Times and CBS News reported that the file is part of a civil defamation case. The Times also reported it includes sealed files from the Justice Department and House Ethics Committee.

    The materials do not appear to have been made public. Interest in the files may be at an all-time high, given Gaetz’s looming confirmation process.

    The Ethics Committee has been investigating Gaetz for years over allegations of sexual misconduct and illicit drug use, among other claims. Gaetz, whom the Justice Department declined to charge after investigating the same matters, has vigorously denied wrongdoing.

    The Florida Republican resigned from Congress as the release of the Ethics Committee’s report was imminent, a source familiar with the matter told The Hill last week.

    While the panel doesn’t generally release information about former lawmakers, the committee is facing mounting pressure to make its findings public.

    Senators on both sides of the aisle have said they would like to see the report as they mull whether to confirm Gaetz as the nation’s top prosecutor, and on Monday Rep. Susan Wild (D-Pa.), the top Democrat on the Ethics Committee, said she thinks the report should be released.

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    Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas
  • I've always wanted a "war on christmas" veteran hat

  • Known nazi Nick Fuentes got doxxed lolol
  • Ah yes I saw this. FAFO.

  • fatherverse @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social
    thehardtimes.net Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI

    An army of dads from across the nation descended upon the capital in a wave of cargo shorts and socks with sandals to protest skyrocketing power bills due to the surge in AI usage, White House insiders report.

    Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI

    Hope this is allowed

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    thehardtimes.net Self-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Post

    Online activist Clark Dawson advanced the slow march to world peace and unity by commenting “do better” on a sponsored Instagram post for a new line of Baked Lays, confirmed multiple sources.

    Self-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Post
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    thehardtimes.net Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI

    An army of dads from across the nation descended upon the capital in a wave of cargo shorts and socks with sandals to protest skyrocketing power bills due to the surge in AI usage, White House insiders report.

    Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI
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    Some nazis took a brisk walk today in Columbus
  • Three arrows iron front. Just messing up the pic so the nazis can't use it for propaganda.

  • Columbus @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Some nazis took a brisk walk today in Columbus

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    Some nazis took a brisk walk today in Columbus

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    Known nazi Nick Fuentes got doxxed lolol
  • Link is broken for me.

  • Go make some friends
  • Hell yeah! So glad to hear about this. This is exactly what I'm talking about. If we want to make the world better we need to start in our own backyards and actually take some responsibility for it by putting in the work doing what we can when we can.

  • The intro is very Frutiger Aero (Episode of Cousin Skeeter)

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    theonion.com Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things

    BOULDER, CO—After he single-handedly transformed what was once a humble get-together into a full-on rager, bystanders reported Wednesday that double-jointed man Greg Thiede has blown the fucking roof off the party by doing weird things with his arms. “Whoa! The cracking noises coming out of this guy...

    Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things
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    United States | News & Politics @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social
    www.nbcnews.com The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

    The satirical newspaper plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

    The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction
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    52 House Democrats Voted for Defeated Bill Enabling Trump Assault on Nonprofits
  • Never really did though. Anyone who is actually excited by establishment democrats isn't really any kind of leftist.

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  • I'm not OP but have you ever been to the techno museum? My friend wanted to go last time we were there but we didn't have time.

  • 52 House Democrats Voted for Defeated Bill Enabling Trump Assault on Nonprofits
  • Also, always funny when I see liberals downvoting truthful articles about their beloved democrats being shitty, too.

  • theonion.com Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good

    WASHINGTON—Citing their ready availability and consistent quality, a report released Monday by the Brookings Institution confirmed that, as far as oyster crackers go, the nation is doing pretty good. “The United States is currently in a very respectable place in terms of oyster crackers, and at pres...

    Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good
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    Memes @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Know the difference!

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    Gotta be one of his least favorite genders
  • Magats on the internet are saying it to women

  • Consolidation of electric vehicle communities on Lemmy?
  • It could be on another instance. I see no problem with that.

  • Technology @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Israel committing genocide concludes Wikipedia ending editorial debate

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    Memes @midwest.social seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Gotta be one of his least favorite genders

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    I saw this and now you will too
  • Humped it to smithereens