Lol like a pigeon playing checkers, he moves no pieces, shits on the board, and flies away feeling victorious.

I have no doubt Trump made every effort to cheat. There were attempts to keep people from voting, bomb threats, purging of voter rolls, and questionable access to voting machines.

But in the end, Trump won the election. He got more votes in more states, and he will be the President again.

That's who we are as a country. We elected Trump again. We need to stare at that in the mirror and acknowledge the uncomfortable truth about who we are if we're going to make it better.

America is not the bastion of freedom and justice for all anymore. We really haven't been for a very long time, and denial has allowed fascism to infect our collective subconscious.

We, the reasonable people, the ones who believe in freedom, equality, and the rule of law, we are the insurgency. The fox is in charge of the henhouse, and if we're going to survive it, we will have to fight for our country again. Our forefathers did it, and I believe we can, too.

Touring has always been a boondoggle. Artists could make bank if they were selling out shows, but the baseline venue prices have skyrocketed out of reach for most fans. The producers, promoters, engineers, technicians, roadies, not to mention lodging, travel, and food, a lot of people expect to be paid before the artist makes a dime.

They really did completely fuck with what he said to make it as clickbaity as possible. Fucking scumbags, taking someone talking about fond memories and emotional pain and then mutating it into something hideous for profit.

TLDR Because Anton died.

Motherfuckers had four years. They won't get shit done in 1 month because we have no justice system.

Of course that's what he's going to say. His agent is going to explain to him how money works. No playoff contenders are going to pay him for the final third of the season to hold a clipboard. Veteran backups are good because they build a rapport with the team and have the insight to step in and run a trimmed down playbook. They coach up young 3rd stringers, and work with developing receivers and linemen.

Jones brings none of that to the table. Maybe for the Giants, but he doesn't know any of the players, the coaches, the dynamics, or the playbooks anywhere else.

The only teams that will pay him are the ones who are desperate. Maybe some team thinks their starter is a significant injury risk, and they don't like their backup, but the Raiders need an answer right now. Playoffs be damned, that's the best chance he's going to get to prove that the dumpster fire he's leaving wasn't his fault. Go there, play well, lose out because it's the Raiders, and enter free agency next year as a known quantity.

Or maybe he doesn't believe in himself. Or maybe the Raiders don't believe in him. Or maybe LV wants to tank. What do I know?

Of course it does, by doing what I said. It's the only way anything ever changes. Win some elections, frame the debate, pass legislation. That's how it always works, and it never works any other way (without violence).

There has never been a movement that built up so much grassroots support that everyone just unanimously agreed to go along with it.

They'll give it up if they have to, yes, but that's because they have to. The tobacco industry is still doing $100 billion each year, and they print death threats on the packages. People who know meat is bad for the environment still eat it. People are stupid, lazy, and panicky. You won't reduce the damage at the grassroots level. You have to win elections, frame the debate, and set policies. Anything less is pissing on a forest fire. You're just going to singe your pubes.

Why would I want the Roku Channel on my Google TV? I don't even watch the Roku Channel on my Roku. Except for the Weird Al biopic.

Jones to LV confirmed. Probably.

The population at large will never voluntarily choose to stop eating meat. Beef will just become prohibitively expensive, and the government will give more and more subsidies to try to reduce the cost of hamburgers until the market collapses and they blame immigrants/lgbtq+/atheists/whichever scapegoat is most convenient at the time.

The bankruptcy proceedings lower his overall payment by liquidating his assets and settling for lower amounts. It's common to see people go through bankruptcy and then try to buy back their auctioned assets through an intermediary using undisclosed or borrowed funds. This is fraud, because if they had the means to acquire such funding, they should have used those funds to pay their debts instead of declaring insolvency. That's why there is a trustee, to ensure that the bankruptcy auction is at arms length from the person who owes.

He's trying to buy back his company so he can continue doing his show. The people he owes have an interest in making sure he does not continue to do his show, so they have every right to participate in the evaluation and selection of the bids.

Like, imagine Alex Jones owed $10 million and also owned a Picasso. Jones declares bankruptcy because he can't afford to pay $10 million, and the painting is the only asset he owns. The painting goes up for sale, and there are two bidders. One is a museum offering $5 million, and the other is Blex Hones, LLC, an anonymous collector offering $6 million, who wants to place the painting in a private collection.

He's trying to lower the amount he pays by $4 million and keep his Picasso. The people he owes are not fooled, and have an interest in seeing that the museum receives the painting so that it can be shared with the public. It is their decision to accept $5 million instead of $6 million, and they have no obligation to give Blex Hones, LLC another shot at bidding more. It is neither collusion nor fraud to take a lower bid because you prefer that buying receive the asset.

Fraud and collusion? Every accusation is a confession. Bitch, there's no law against "colluding" with the vultures picking your bones clean. You are bankrupt because you spread vicious lies, and now you're mad that your attempt to reduce your penalties has been rejected. You could keep Infowars if you just paid your debts, but you wanted to delay payments and minimize the cost by colluding with an intermediary and committing fraud in buying your own assets back at a discount. You're suing because they saw through your bullshit and took a lower payment to avoid enabling your further crimes. That's perfectly legal.

Defenestration is probably one of the craziest thing about the Putin oligarchy. Like, that's their calling card, and it fucking works at silencing dissent.

There was Vladimir Shklyarov who died last week, but he was on painkillers in anticipation of spinal surgery, and he slipped off his narrow balcony while having a smoke. His girlfriend saw it happen, and called the police. This was a horrible accident.

So naturally all the reports of his death include a bit about how one time two years ago he tweeted that he wanted the war in Ukraine to end and vaguely yearned for peace. The conservative news media is using any tragic accident to remind would-be Putin critics that if they step even one toe out of line, they could be murdered by the government. Which is how Putin wants it.

Can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Agreed, that game was awesome.

Superman 64 was famously bad. It's in the conversation with ET for worst game ever made. And because it was bad, it was quicky discounted, and a lot of people who didn't know how bad it was gave it as gifts.

What if I told you they were always corrupt, and Trump is just too brazen to hide it?

I think the big takeaway is that the only thing atanding between our government and corruption is "tradition."

That crying you hear echoing through the ages is the sound of Superman 64 and well-intentioned grandmothers ruining Christmasses all across the world.