Alright, raise your hand if this is you
Oh no. It's a barbarian
He really just left us hangin'
What a noble city indeed
LIKE THIS IF YOU CRY EVERY TIME
Heterosexuality killed the Roman Empire
THERE IS ONLY ONE HOMOSEXUAL EMPIRE AND IT IS ROME
It's a simple question
We want you, Aetius
Always ensure that your nephews' gladiator fights are historically accurate
Well, Rome IS the best empire...
THE DIE IS CAST
Vercingetorix surrenders all the Lego blocks of Gaul to Caesar
Family dinners are always such a hassle...
What have we come to?
"Actually, it would great if the poor got even poorer!"
Chad vs. Chad Warfare
The feminine urge to not hear Cicero blather on forever
"I'm gonna try for 7, actually"
Time doesn't heal all wounds
