FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
WASHINGTON—In a memo that stated they couldn’t even smell the stuff without gagging, officials at the Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday a plan to ban Captain Morgan rum, citing the fact that they’d had way too much of that shit in college. “Captain Morgan Rum is not suitable for…ugh, ...
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First thing I ever got drunk on. “Friend” gave me way too much. Blacked out, puked everywhere. Never drank it again and the smell still makes me heave.
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That is me with tequila. A teenage JPSound had no experience with alcohol and went to house party with my own bottle of tequila I stole from my neighbor's dad's massive booze stash. I knew I've seen adults drink many beers before, I can probably do the same with this too. I mean, alcoholis alcohol, right?....nope. That was ~25 years ago and to this day I can't stand the smell of tequila. Instant nausea and smells like poison to me.
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smells like poison to me
Well it technically is
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Same, but McMaster's Canadian Whisky 🤢
It's funny such horrible memories can also be nostalgic
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