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Programmer Humor @programming.dev Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 2mo ago

What a stupid guy

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Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.
- Hah! What an idiot.
- Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.
  
  Anyways. How are you doing today?
  
  I don't think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔
I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address
- Oh shit, he's good. He DDOS'd me right back.
  
  What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.
  
  Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!
- Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.
  
  What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?
- There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."
  
  (RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)
  
  Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!
  
  Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...
  
  I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com
- Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?
My IP is in this photo and I don't like it.
- ::1 gang rise up
  
  I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol
  
  How come you know my IP !?
- Oh shit! So is mine!
No place like 127.0.0.1
- No place like ~
  
  I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident... :(
- No place like localhost?
- But there is more space in ::1
  
  all my homies hate ipv6
- my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!
- got a shirt of that
- The Wizard of Oz (1939) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6VT7ciR1o
  
  I was really hoping it was dubbed.
Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.
- It could loopback to you...
That IP address is coming from inside the house!
- When A Stranger Calls (1979)
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ
  
  Or slightly more recently:
  When A Stranger Calls (2006)
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k
I called the SWAT on them.😈

Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅
- Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.
Hey! That's my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?
Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.
- It wasn't even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.
- Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it's no where near good enough yet.
I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90's/early 2000's it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn't work because most people understood it didn't matter.
- It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It's still common knowledge that knowing someone's IP is meaningless, it's mostly kids and the technologically inept who don't understand this in my experience.
  
  Why is it meaningless? It can be very dangerous for people to know your IP address - especially if you're one of the many people who are "scared" of it (because the dangers pertain mostly to them).
Uh oh I have that same IP address
- Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!
  
  Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment
Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!
- That's probably a VNC/local server listener.
  
  tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.
But technically he's right
He's inside my house!
tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif
- The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.
  
  https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color
  
  that is theme-color (accent color for browser ui), not color-scheme. color-scheme is supported more, see compatibility table for meta color-scheme
Jeremy's smokin cra-a-a-ack agaaaaiiinnn
This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.
- Title is probably a joke too, calling that to the instagram poster, not the commenter.
That's just his home address
tries to hack into it

"Oh no, someone is trying to hack into me too!"
- "hack hack," hackened he.
this is why you should always use localhost 😉
Hey, I set up this new database, wanna see it, here is the link

edit: this is a joke, because sending a http request to postgres is stupid, haha
- God, it's like teachers trying to copy a link from their file browser. Well, bless them for trying.
  
  why? sending a http request to /home/user/x sounds like a good idea
- I have a cool blog I made for class with lots of techy stuff. Can you check it out and tell me what you think?
  
  http://localhost:8080

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